Sunday, May 27, 2012

How to Improve Pornography

10 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Whew! I thought C.D. there was going to be improving for a minute.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I think Presidential press conferences and State of the Union speeches might also be improved.
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Conservative Pornographer said...

You cannot improve pornography! You sir are trying to change the definition of pornography. Proper pornagraphy has ALWAYS been between one man and six women.

mikey said...

I would like to see them re-do the Honey Badger video. I'm frankly uncertain if it would actually constitute an improvement, but it would be a worthwhile variation.

A few months ago I was tasked with creating a Webinar for new users of a specific product, primarily because the UI and UX team was doing such a shitty job of making basic features and functionality available that people couldn't figure out what the damn thing actually DID.

Well, my first attempts were HORRIBLE - awkward, disjoint, and somewhat painful. At some point, however, I stumbled across a BBC documentary narrated by David or Richard or maybe some other Attenborough and it struck me that the solution to the webinar was to attempt to emulate their style.

And sure enough, success!

Substance McGravitas said...

If only there was goatse video.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Croc don't give a shit.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

How to Improve Pornography

Are you referring to David's narration, or the tortoise/Croc cast?

The timing was perfect, with the gasp after the "mating call" bit.

vacuumslayer said...

I thought for sure this was going to be about better interior design.

Smut Clyde said...

I was expecting something about pizza recipes.

Substance McGravitas said...

The secret to improving pornography is to start out with a high-quality pornograph.