Homosexual behavior, especially sodomy, is unnatural and immoral.What makes the saints
Fall down in faints
And hallucinate rivers of blood?
Gay beasts with two backs!
The writhing of hot stud on stud!
But of all the acts we take the time to contemplate...
There's but one for which the Godhead squirts out perfect hate...
If your brown eye has a need well
Through it no man should pass!
You stop that sodomy,
Said my God to thee,
It's not for laughs
That we come with
Our rods and staffs
And smite! That! Ass!
I've really got to put nonsense like that to music. This one should have a martial/marching zippiness.