tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post6880080456658503315..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: How to Improve PornographySubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-49148726067868028922012-05-28T17:59:28.539-07:002012-05-28T17:59:28.539-07:00The secret to improving pornography is to start ou...The secret to improving pornography is to start out with a high-quality pornograph.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-80995326238978310032012-05-28T17:49:25.997-07:002012-05-28T17:49:25.997-07:00I was expecting something about pizza recipes.I was expecting something about pizza recipes.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-39256519831680551072012-05-28T17:25:56.669-07:002012-05-28T17:25:56.669-07:00I thought for sure this was going to be about bett...I thought for sure this was going to be about better interior design.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-39098669505292354262012-05-28T17:06:49.884-07:002012-05-28T17:06:49.884-07:00How to Improve Pornography
Are you referring to ...<i>How to Improve Pornography </i><br /><br />Are you referring to David's narration, or the tortoise/Croc cast?<br /><br />The timing was perfect, with the gasp after the "mating call" bit.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-65360448080150688782012-05-28T10:43:14.692-07:002012-05-28T10:43:14.692-07:00If only there was goatse video.If only there was goatse video.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-31168745229613644292012-05-28T08:38:43.184-07:002012-05-28T08:38:43.184-07:00I would like to see them re-do the Honey Badger vi...I would like to see them re-do the Honey Badger video. I'm frankly uncertain if it would actually constitute an improvement, but it would be a worthwhile variation.<br /><br />A few months ago I was tasked with creating a Webinar for new users of a specific product, primarily because the UI and UX team was doing such a shitty job of making basic features and functionality available that people couldn't figure out what the damn thing actually DID. <br /><br />Well, my first attempts were HORRIBLE - awkward, disjoint, and somewhat painful. At some point, however, I stumbled across a BBC documentary narrated by David or Richard or maybe some other Attenborough and it struck me that the solution to the webinar was to attempt to emulate their style.<br /><br />And sure enough, success!mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-66832434485305504222012-05-28T06:44:11.684-07:002012-05-28T06:44:11.684-07:00You cannot improve pornography! You sir are trying...You cannot improve pornography! You sir are trying to change the definition of pornography. Proper pornagraphy has ALWAYS been between one man and six women.Conservative Pornographernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-44108770850157891852012-05-28T05:06:49.791-07:002012-05-28T05:06:49.791-07:00I think Presidential press conferences and State o...I think Presidential press conferences and State of the Union speeches might also be improved.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-38972729624204551932012-05-27T21:44:14.706-07:002012-05-27T21:44:14.706-07:00Whew! I thought C.D. there was going to be improvi...Whew! I thought C.D. there was going to be improving for a minute.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.com