Former Delaware GOP senate candidate Christine O’Donnell announced tonight that she was endorsing Mitt Romney.Dear Romney campaign:
Please send me $25,000, just because. Thanks in advance,
"Sincerely!"
S. McGravitas
P.S. You are great.
UPDATE VIA THE INDISPENSABLE J—:
The whole press release is here, including this:
Background On Christine O’Donnell:Must Remember To Put More Capital Letters In My Requests.
Christine O’Donnell Has Been A Leader In The Conservative Movement For Many Years.
16 comments:
No, no, you have to sign it "Sincerely!"
By the time the Newt story has run its course, the Newtards will be left with only their new hero, David Brooks.
-Bill Reilly
From the comments, he cackled.
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No, no, you have to sign it "Sincerely!"
Oh right.
Dear Romney Campaign:
I will do everything Mr. McGravitas can do for you, at a lower fee of $20,000.
And I am an American, so you can avoid the inevitable accusations of sending jobs elsewhere, even if that has been the habit.
SINCERESTLY,
Zombie Rotten Mcdonald
Did you all see the whole thing? Now I know O'Donnell knows Romney will do the Right Thing because he is a Washington Outsider.
P.S., McGravitas: Stop Making Sense.
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OMG. Thank you.
Meaning thanks J—. That Thundra just creeps me out with all them orbs.
Dear Mittens,
Like you, my ancestors knew that marriage was a sacred covenant between a man and several women. Also, I am not a witch. I am not undead, nor am I a filthy Canadian.
I will offer my services for free, as long as you are willing, in exchange for your willingness to get on national television with this dude: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/mitt-romney-gay-veteran-6615286
Substance McGravitas has been a leader in the JanusNode poetry movement for years.
I am Japane-e-ese if you plea-e-ease.
I am kinda stripey if you don't please.
Hmmm. That reminds me of something.
If that last comment seems off-the-wall, it's because it's on the wrong blog.
I hate repeating myself, so here it stays.
Harumph.
I believe a letter writing campaign is in order.
Dear Wizards In Charge Of Running The Romney Campaign,
Mr. McGravitas Sincerely Regrets His Insufficient Capitalization. He Also Sincerely Would Like $25,000.
Sincerely,
D-K Wangchuck, esq.
To Whom It May Concern Provided That They Are Able To Bind Company Responsible For Electing Mitt Romney,
I Am Writing To Inform You That Mr. McGravitas' Expertise With Making Humourous Animations Of Callista Gingrich. This Skill Is Easily Worth Something In The Order Of $25,000.
Sincerely,
Dragon-King W.
Mr. McGravitas Sincerely Regrets His Insufficient Capitalization.
Mr McGravitas is able to Re-Capitalise his Business with a Drag-&-Drop Format.
"P.S. You are great" made me laaaaaaaaaugh. Your brand of funny always gets me right in my funny places.
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