Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas!

At Christmas time the family’s glad
As that’s when Santa fucks your dad.
But what’s that bag of presents for?
It’s because your mom’s a whore.

Please feel free to add scurrilous verse so I have more for next year.

8 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I think you'd best enlist the aid of your fellow Canuckistani.

Happy Christmas, old chum!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I think this is a fine subject for Janus Node.
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Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

I think you'd best enlist the aid of your fellow Canuckistani.

And whom would that be?

I thought I already had a pretty good go at this, just like with your mom.

Anyways,

It's teh most wonderful time of teh year,
Your dad gets new toys for his rear.
He shames teh turkey with how much stuffing he takes,
Still nothing compared to yer mum (teh whore), fer chrissakes.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Or, if you want to do Bing Crosby, here's my Ziggy Stardust:

Peace on Earth,
Can it be?
'cuz everyone's
fucking your da-a-addy.
He works teh holes of glo-o-ory
He fucks all teh men for goodwill
Unliek yer mom, yer mom is a whore.
Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum
In-your-dad's-bum.

Every child must be made aware
That yer mom's a whore, so please don't stare
As she works through all those fellows and men
Working teh streets once again.
Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum
In-your-dad's-bum.

fish said...

Christmas time around the dock
Means one free pass with your dad's cock,
But while there's a big bow on your dad's bum
The Ho Ho Ho is still your mum

M. Bouffant said...

Xmas comes but once a yr.
(The same can't be said for your mum)

And as always the staff at the emergency room
Pull .gif(t)s from your dad's goatsed bum

Substance McGravitas said...

Thank you poets.

Whale Chowder said...

Some guys missed out on the Christmas cheer
But they get to celebrate the New Year
By packing themselves into yer dad's rear
Despite all the pounding at Dad's backdoor
It remains the case that yer mom's the whore.