I think you'd best enlist the aid of your fellow Canuckistani.Happy Christmas, old chum!
I think this is a fine subject for Janus Node.~
I think you'd best enlist the aid of your fellow Canuckistani.And whom would that be?I thought I already had a pretty good go at this, just like with your mom.Anyways,It's teh most wonderful time of teh year,Your dad gets new toys for his rear.He shames teh turkey with how much stuffing he takes,Still nothing compared to yer mum (teh whore), fer chrissakes.
Or, if you want to do Bing Crosby, here's my Ziggy Stardust:Peace on Earth,Can it be?'cuz everyone'sfucking your da-a-addy.He works teh holes of glo-o-oryHe fucks all teh men for goodwillUnliek yer mom, yer mom is a whore.Pa-rum-pa-pum-pumIn-your-dad's-bum.Every child must be made awareThat yer mom's a whore, so please don't stareAs she works through all those fellows and menWorking teh streets once again.Pa-rum-pa-pum-pumIn-your-dad's-bum.
Christmas time around the dock Means one free pass with your dad's cock, But while there's a big bow on your dad's bumThe Ho Ho Ho is still your mum
Xmas comes but once a yr.(The same can't be said for your mum)And as always the staff at the emergency roomPull .gif(t)s from your dad's goatsed bum
Thank you poets.
Some guys missed out on the Christmas cheerBut they get to celebrate the New YearBy packing themselves into yer dad's rearDespite all the pounding at Dad's backdoorIt remains the case that yer mom's the whore.
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