Monday, December 26, 2011

A Haul



Look with envy upon the various hints contained in this glorious treasure.

19 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

No-one gave you beer?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Sexy weekend, Hubba hubba.

tigris said...

Scope, dental floss and nasal strips? Are these gifts with A Message?

wiley said...

What's the pickle stuff in the very cool tin?

Substance McGravitas said...

Those are pickle "mints".

vacuumslayer said...

I eat a bowl of Charming and Witty every morning.

I have to say the things I find most intriguing are the hot sauce and the Scope.

Also, Ive been meaning to ask you: Do you just have the biggest sweet tooth in creation? Do you even eat savory foods?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I believe it means that Substance received a hefty gift certificate to Archie McPhee's.

Substance McGravitas said...

Also, Ive been meaning to ask you: Do you just have the biggest sweet tooth in creation? Do you even eat savory foods?

When I have to.

Hey, another dentist appointment tomorrow to replace the temporary crown and also the filling that has just popped out. All this is completely coincidental.

Another Kiwi said...

The massive amount of candy is overcome the bitterness that coats the Mark Steyn CD. Even if he had only thought about it it would still be soaked in bitterness.

Substance McGravitas said...

Can you believe that? A Steyn CD?

I wish everyone to know that this is a promo item, no money changed hands in this particular attempt to scare me.

Another Kiwi said...

It broke my bizarreometer, that's for sure

vacuumslayer said...

I've never encountered a man with an honest to gosh sweet tooth before. It's endearing!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

holy fuck, Mark Steyn made a CD?

Y'all, I start to see a downside to the spread of easy digital mastering.

Of course, if you actually listen to the cursed thing and report on it, Substance, I believe you have a lifetime guest spot at Sadly No.

Substance McGravitas said...

Well clearly if Steyn does some storytelling the words will be used in some other way...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well, he damn well better not be SNGING.

vacuumslayer said...

I didn't see the Steyn thing until y'all pointed it out. I'd actually rather he sung. I know the guy fancies himself something of a comedian. The idea of spoken word kookiness makes me wanna pull a Linda Blair.

M. Bouffant said...

Assuming you went to the One Loonie & Up Store.

Substance McGravitas said...

What are you talking about? Santa has elves making Mark Steyn CDs for ALL the children of the world.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"something" of a comedian.

"a really shitty one" comes to mind.