Tuesday, December 13, 2011

McGravitas is Making Sense!

An item at The Corner:
Former Delaware GOP senate candidate Christine O’Donnell announced tonight that she was endorsing Mitt Romney.

The Romney campaign e-mailed an announcement of the endorsement.
Dear Romney campaign:

Please send me $25,000, just because. Thanks in advance,

"Sincerely!"
S. McGravitas

P.S. You are great.

UPDATE VIA THE INDISPENSABLE J—:

The whole press release is here, including this:
Background On Christine O’Donnell:

Christine O’Donnell Has Been A Leader In The Conservative Movement For Many Years.
Must Remember To Put More Capital Letters In My Requests.

17 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

No, no, you have to sign it "Sincerely!"

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

By the time the Newt story has run its course, the Newtards will be left with only their new hero, David Brooks.

-Bill Reilly


From the comments, he cackled.
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Substance McGravitas said...

No, no, you have to sign it "Sincerely!"

Oh right.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Dear Romney Campaign:

I will do everything Mr. McGravitas can do for you, at a lower fee of $20,000.

And I am an American, so you can avoid the inevitable accusations of sending jobs elsewhere, even if that has been the habit.

SINCERESTLY,

Zombie Rotten Mcdonald

J— said...

Did you all see the whole thing? Now I know O'Donnell knows Romney will do the Right Thing because he is a Washington Outsider.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

P.S., McGravitas: Stop Making Sense.
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Substance McGravitas said...

OMG. Thank you.

Substance McGravitas said...

Meaning thanks J—. That Thundra just creeps me out with all them orbs.

Malacylpse said...

Dear Mittens,

Like you, my ancestors knew that marriage was a sacred covenant between a man and several women. Also, I am not a witch. I am not undead, nor am I a filthy Canadian.

I will offer my services for free, as long as you are willing, in exchange for your willingness to get on national television with this dude: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/mitt-romney-gay-veteran-6615286

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Substance McGravitas has been a leader in the JanusNode poetry movement for years.

wiley said...

When I start a coven, I am so NOT going to save a place for that witch.

She no haz discipline, and quite frankly, I don't even want to see her spells. I don't want to try to imagine what a mess they all are.

Just hope she remembers, for her sake--- It all comes back to you ten-fold, bitch.

wiley said...

I am Japane-e-ese if you plea-e-ease.

I am kinda stripey if you don't please.

Hmmm. That reminds me of something.

wiley said...

If that last comment seems off-the-wall, it's because it's on the wrong blog.

I hate repeating myself, so here it stays.

Harumph.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

I believe a letter writing campaign is in order.

Dear Wizards In Charge Of Running The Romney Campaign,

Mr. McGravitas Sincerely Regrets His Insufficient Capitalization. He Also Sincerely Would Like $25,000.

Sincerely,
D-K Wangchuck, esq.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

To Whom It May Concern Provided That They Are Able To Bind Company Responsible For Electing Mitt Romney,

I Am Writing To Inform You That Mr. McGravitas' Expertise With Making Humourous Animations Of Callista Gingrich. This Skill Is Easily Worth Something In The Order Of $25,000.

Sincerely,
Dragon-King W.

Smut Clyde said...

Mr. McGravitas Sincerely Regrets His Insufficient Capitalization.

Mr McGravitas is able to Re-Capitalise his Business with a Drag-&-Drop Format.

vacuumslayer said...

"P.S. You are great" made me laaaaaaaaaugh. Your brand of funny always gets me right in my funny places.