Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Caved In?

Telepathic Ed on cats:
I saw Puss In Boots at "Tropicana Cinemas" at Trop and Pecos (buck fifty) enjoyable for all kids. I belonged to the Cat Lovers Club until it caved in after the death of our very capable President. One of her buddies and a member was Bill Bennett the Casino Mogul and Bill gave us money in 10 thou increments which was spent quickly as we'd give free shots and neuter to anybody's cat we minored in dogs, we only allowed loving people to adopt our stray cats.

16 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"minored in dogs"?

Dog Talk!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I think it's like "pulled up".
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M. Bouffant said...

Wait-a-minnit! How did losing $$millions make Bill Bennett a "casino mogul?" Someone's beaming bad info at Ed's head.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

bad info, or small-to-medium rocks.

Substance McGravitas said...

This is one of Ed's more JanusNode-like chains of words. Later in the entry Ed does a little more of the capitalization he used to like so much.

vacuumslayer said...

If Ed ever starts making sense to me I'm going to be very scared.

Another Kiwi said...

Why oh why do people not join the discourse at Ed's? Can it be that people are frightened of Stream of Consciousness rambling?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

One of her buddies and a member was Bill Bennett the Casino Mogul and Bill gave us money in 10 thou increments which was spent quickly as we'd give free shots and neuter to anybody's cat we minored in dogs, we only allowed loving people to adopt our stray cats.

Bennett probably thought he was betting on the greyhounds.

Smut Clyde said...

we minored in dogs

If they accepted birds they could minor in mynahs.

fish said...

I was hoping for a Nick Cave video.

DISAPPOINTED!!!!

tigris said...

Nick Cave's Very Merry Christmas Song

fish said...

See now I like tigris. Substance not so much.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Nick Cave is too cheery for me.

tigris said...

You didn't like me before? *sniffle*

fish said...

You didn't like me before? *sniffle*

You read the sentence with the wrong emphasis. The emphasis was on "like" not "now," totally changes the meaning. It is like these two questions:

What is this thing called love?
and
What is this thing called, love?

Totally changes the meaning...

vacuumslayer said...

"What is this...kiss...you speak of?"

I got nothin', just wanted to say w/v is "intime"