Okay then!
Validation of my ideas thus being taken care of, here is some advice to you, my late-to-the-table American friends: THIS IS THE WRONG END FOR THE TURKEY.
Also you may want to cook it in some fashion, perhaps removing the feathers and such.
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ew
Marriage is between one man and one delicious poultry.
Sorry, that's what I truly believe...
I didn't want to say anything but now that you have this endorsement I think I can say that the torture porn you have had recently is the best I've seen.
I do think that the turkey is not a real amateur.
I am glad that Substance didn't animate the Turkeyse.
Feel free at this point to make up your own song about an old man who stuck a fly up his butt, then a spider to catch the fly, progressing to larger and larger animals. Just don't sing it to me.
If that is the wrong end, THEN WHAT THE HELL IS THE BASTER FOR?
So, I just noticed for the first time that Mr. Goatse appears to be wearing a ring. This brings up a lot of questions. Questions I don't have have time to ponder now...
OK, one. Is this man married to a woman?...and does this lucky gal know about his extra-turkricular procavities?
HAPPY TURKEYSE DAY, Substance!
I know an old Goatse
Inserted a fly
I don't know why
He inserted that fly
Perhaps he's shy
I know an old Goatse
Inserted a Weta
At least thats a bit bettah
Than an Irish Settah
Perhaps he'll fly
I thought about making him a goatsecopia, with turkey legs and fixin's spraying out, but less work is less work.
Double ew. Do you have no gag reflex at all?
Please do not remind me of the Scoutmasters.
Mad, bad and dangerous to know!
W/v is "upstrool," which AC keeps wanting to make "upstroke." if I had gotten "upstool" I actually may have fainted from happiness
But did VS laugh at the "Maud Bored & dangerous to gnaw" joke at Riddled? That's why she is BANNED.
I ain't afeart o' the Riddled staff. I can take all of you with one vestigial tail tied behind my back.
Shit, I've said too much.
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