Thursday, November 10, 2011

Arkansas Hippie Break



"Hi Wuggytug! I am a Canadian driving around the Ozarks. Seen any Hippies around?"

And the Wuggytug showed me where the Hippies gambol and frolic:



The Wuggytug showed me what the Hippies worship:




And where the Hippies eat:




The Wisdom of the Hippies was revealed to me:



The most important lesson, though, involved Dances with Wienies:



I thought I had figured that one out already, but I was wrong.

43 comments:

Jennifer said...

You're never coming back, are you...

Another Kiwi said...

Did you eat anything, there, Sub? If you did then you will never get away.

Substance McGravitas said...

Goddamnit, raspberry-pistachio loaf.

vacuumslayer said...

You're never coming back, are you...



I forgot I wasn't the only Arkansas girl around. And here I thought this entry was just for me. Why can't I be a special snowflake JUST ONCE?!!!!!

Well, hurt butt aside, I should tell you that hippie-sightings aren't all that rare up in that NW corner of Arkansas. And Fayetteville is kind of a hotbed of dirty, hairy hippiedom. What I'm trying to say is that if you hit one with your car, they're not worth that many points.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I think you owe us more cactus pictures.
~

Jennifer said...

You're never coming back, are you...



I forgot I wasn't the only Arkansas girl around. And here I thought this entry was just for me. Why can't I be a special snowflake JUST ONCE?!!!!!


VS- I don't know if you're referring to me in this, but you're quoting my comment... I'm not from Arkansas so you can have this post all to yourself. Maybe the other Jennifer is from Arkansas.

I'm going start signing in places that have a lot of Sadly,No! people with "I'm not that Jennifer!" :)

M. Bouffant said...

Maybe the other Jennifer is from Arkansas.

She is. But you aren't. Which at least I know.

My mother (Not a hippie!) used to have some of those blue glass birds.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Why can't vs keep her Jennifers straight?

Also, there's a Dr. Suess parody called "Too Many Jennifers" that needs to be done. Although do NOT consider that a request for YOU to do it, Mr. Substance!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

We need a Jennifer filing system or something.

w/v says uredis. Yes I did, w/v, yes I did.

Jennifer said...

She is. But you aren't. Which at least I know.

LOL

Also, there's a Dr. Suess parody called "Too Many Jennifers" that needs to be done.

There are too many, but as UC so kindly pointed out, they're starting to die off.

The one time in life I decide to use my real name... who knew.

Jennifer said...

We need a Jennifer filing system or something.

It's not like we're fingernails.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I am the other Zombie, and I am tired of you people confusing us.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

actually, there is another Zombie (no fricking extra names) who is a wingnut, and occasionally gets reference at Whiskeyfire. I have tried to get people to refer to that one as Zombie (the other one) or Zombie (the stupid one), but the effort is not getting any traction.

I feel your pain, Jennifer.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

do you use a cabinet for your fingernails, Jennifer? He zombied innocently.

Jennifer said...

I feel your pain, Jennifer.

I know you do.

Perhaps you should be known at the Empathic Zombie... or perhaps you could go by your alias, Zom-B and the Sunshine Band. Oh wait, that was Undersecretary for Rays of Motherfucking Sunshine!

Jennifer said...

ZRM- perhaps I could start going by "the Jennifer who can't comment correctly". :)

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

ZRM- perhaps I could start going by "the Jennifer who can't comment correctly". :)

Sometimes, we all start drinking before noon, Jennifer, it's OK.

Jennifer said...

I wish. :)

Where's Von's cake vodka!?

vacuumslayer said...

Weeeeeeeeeeeell, it seems fitting to me that my official introduction to "Saying Yes" Jennifer is my confusing her with "3 WEird Sisters" Jennifer. Ugh.

OK, which is the Jennifer who comments at Sadly,No? It's the OTHER Jennifer, right?

BTW, thanks for setting me straight, Jennifer. This actually does clear up some confusion for me.

Jennifer said...

I am rarely at Sadly, No! and don't think I've commented there in years. I would be the one you see most frequently at Zombie's, here, Riddled...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well, darn. A confused VS is an HILARIOUS vs.

Brando said...

She's just Jenny from the Blog Roll.

Jennifer said...

Now I say a little, now I say a lot...

vacuumslayer said...

well, darn. A confused VS is an HILARIOUS vs.

Am I clown to you? Do I AMUSE you?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Holy hell, the scrolls are by Gandhi...and Ziggy? Not exactly mental peers, you know?

Also, one by someone named "Gahndi".

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Am I clown to you? Do I AMUSE you?

well, you ARE wearing pink bunny ears. I was assuming the red floppy shoes based on that, I confess.

vacuumslayer said...

Ghandi and Ziggy are totally like the 2 Jennifers--I'm always getting them conused.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Ghandi and Ziggy

Also confused with Gandhi and Gahndi. And Zgigy.

vacuumslayer said...

well, you ARE wearing pink bunny ears. I was assuming the red floppy shoes based on that, I confess.

I said--very loudly--when I was trying on shoes this weekend that MY FEET HAD GONE UP A WHOLE SIZE SINCE MY PREGNANCY. Obviously, it was important that I let everyone in the store know.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

You know what I just realized? That girl in the pink bunny ears REALLY needs some Bad Ronald glasses.

vacuumslayer said...

Also confused with Gandhi and Gahndi. And Zgigy.

It's called "creative spelling." I'm an artist. You wouldn't understaanduh.

fish said...

perhaps I could start going by "the Jennifer who can't comment correctly"

Please be more specific.

vacuumslayer said...

As is amply demonstrated by this thread, I don't think this an issue that only concerns posters named "Jennifer."

I'm of course referring to zrm, who is a huge butthole.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well, I suspect we can all agree on that....

Jennifer said...

I'm of course referring to zrm, who is a huge butthole.

But he's our butthole!!!

Wait...

Another Kiwi said...

I thought that the British remake "Man on a Butthole" was just prurient.

vacuumslayer said...

Now everybody stop it with the goatse-bait.

Substance McGravitas said...

I am so pleased that it was the zombie who caught the Ziggy AND the Gahndi.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

It's called "creative spelling." I'm an artist. You wouldn't understaanduh.

By that measure, the person who did those plaque-scrolls is also an artist.

Or perhaps an Artiste.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

caught the Ziggy AND the Gahndi.

You know, it makes me wonder if "wuggytug" was spelled correctly.

Smut Clyde said...

It's called "creative spelling." I'm an artist.

So creative spelling improves one's number of mates and reproductive fitness? AFAF.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

So creative spelling improves one's number of mates and reproductive fitness? AFAF.

Creative as she spells, she's only had one babby. She's no Duggar.

vacuumslayer said...

I'm a little long in the tooth to go all Duggar on everybody now. Besides, EWWWWWWWW.