Friday, November 4, 2011

God Will Kill You If You Ask Nicely

15 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Amen.

I clicked on this and thought I was headed off to M.B.'s morbidity report.
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M. Bouffant said...

God damn "big objects."

M. Bouffant said...

P.S.: You're all headed for my morbidity report.

Or, "they're all goin' under the thunder of Manitoba!!"

Anonymous said...

The song writer says "two tub man" just sounded zippy, no special meaning... but maybe Manitoba has a WOMAN BUTT!

wiley said...

Here's THE END (preceeded by a brief ad for Lexus):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHTuxSzUacg

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

God is a right bastard, isn't he/she/it?

also, what the hell is up with that hair? Is she storing nuts for winter? Small children she's kidnapped? A vacation home?

Smut Clyde said...

Clearly messages to god should be sent via e-mail rather than posting letters.
Imma thinking that this song was not sponsored by the US Postal service.

Another Kiwi said...

I think it may have been sponsored by US Mail as the Postman passes by and picks up the letter. Presumably he notices the flattened child but it's not his job...
Fuck, that's an awful song. And the hair?!?!?!

vacuumslayer said...

Oh, Dolly. Why you gotta do me like that?

But let's be honest: this entry isn't about Dolly or this horrible horrible song. It's about the GIANT ORB she's hiding in her hair. It's thunder bait, pure and simple.

Listen, if you want to get thudner's attention, all you gotta do is write a song about Herman Cain. He seems to be...obsessed these days.

wiley said...

Don't dis Dolly! She's one the GREATS! She's not of those women with big tits and big hair and you're not sure which is bigger, but you know she doesn't have to sing, she just has to breathe----NO. Dolly can sing, and write songs (almost all of them being better than this one) and she's a cool person who really brought herself up from poverty with her voice.

Anyway drop by my new blog fellas, and tell me about your blogging experiences, please. At length. Do go on.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I wonder if Dolly ever collaborated with Nick Cave.

Another Kiwi said...

I got every respect for DP, really she's smart talented person. But this song sucks camel droppings.

M. Bouffant said...

wiley, it's difficult to visit your spot on the Internet if you keep your profile private & don't provide a link.

Don't tease like Dolly's hair.

Great song, by the way, you Philistines. Tells a story & all. Wonder if Dolly was still working w/ ol' Porter Wagoner when she did this'n.

wiley said...

Oh. wileywitch.com

I'll approve you as soon as I get around to it. Right now, I'm cleaning all surfaces and objects in my happy, but long neglected (sometimes I want to HURT the caregiver who lived here while I was living in Corvallis and going to OSU (but damn it!--- he's such a sweet guy)).

Toodles.

wiley said...

harumph...happy, but long neglected nest...