Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Full of Sound and Führer

Chuck Norris:
And those progressive agents are at it again right now in the series of GOP presidential debates. Does anyone really believe questions coming from MSM moderators aren't ultimately asked to trip up the candidates and then elevate and orchestrate the re-election of their furor?
So:
  1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never tried. Ever.
  2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He wades.
  3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is panini.
  4. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from Duluth.
  5. ?

TOWNHALL IS FUN TODAY UPDATE:



CHUCK NORRIS IS FUNNIER TODAY UPDATE:

Who were those bastards tripping up various banana-peel-shod Republican candidates?
If you watched closely, the questioners at the GOP debate were like a walk down memory lane of the Bush foreign policy and national security team. David Addington, Paul Wolfowitz and more.

11 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Chuck Norris doesn't like cancer, that is why he's never tried to cure it.
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Smut Clyde said...

Chuck has caused no end of hilarity in science-blogging circles by signing up to the anti-vaccination campaign.
His Crank Magnetism has turned superconducting.

Smut Clyde said...

Chuck Norris is terribly afraid of sponge-cats.

Yes, I do appreciate the juxtaposition of the Reagan name above the "Clintons = uncredentialed Nepotism" headline.

vacuumslayer said...

I had no idea Michael Reagan was in favor of dissolving the catholic church.

You know what I've always thought was weird? That the Reagan's had the two boys, one adopted, one not...and the former is this seetihing nutjob and latter is an old liberal softie.

vacuumslayer said...

Hello, Random Apostrophe, my OLD NEMISIS. We meet again.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Blame fish, vs.

Everyone else does.
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Substance McGravitas said...

I IS YOUR NEMESIS.

vacuumslayer said...
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vacuumslayer said...

I just want a do-over on this whole thread!!!!!

Substance McGravitas said...

Usually I enjoy cleaning up the deleted posts.

vacuumslayer said...

I BLAME FSH!