I GET the skin-tight lycra french bicycling outfits - superheroes got buff-tastic bodies (except for that one who's made out of poo). And I get the boots - boots look badass. And even thought these guys eschew them, I GET the capes and masks - I mean, sometimes you just have to meet expectations, and those things just SCREAM superhero.
But what's the deal with the gloves. I mean, again, setting aside pooperman over there. I mean the black dood has hands the size of the wheels on a mid-sized sedan. What's he need gloves for? Are the fingerprints of superheroes regularly on file with the FBI or something? 'Cause think about it. If you're wearing skin-tight lycra all day, you're gonna want to be able to indulge in a good, righteous SCRATCH every now and then when it all starts to itch. Those big ol' gloves are going to wreck the experience...
In this thrilling prequel it can be seen that 1) It is the Panther's fault 2)They have run off somewhere to buy Throw rugs for their pad, no doubt 3)The tape recorder cleaning solution "Raw Strength" was a rip off. man.
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What's a Tape Recorder, some sort of parasite etching?
The Thing's knee is in need of solitude.
All the big money's in black pantherin'. Plain old pantherin', not so much.
Captcha is homprole...gay proletariat?
That guy scared me when I thought about votin'!
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well, that explains why no black folks showed up at Uni-Tea ; they were all hanging out with superheroes and playing music on their 18-tracks.
Reed is holding Sue pretty close there.
I yearn for the days when a TAPE RECORDER signified the pinnnacle of high techery.
Reel-to-reel, no less. Or maybe that's his computer, for high tech Black Pantherin'.
The Thing: "There must be a lotta dough in black pantherin'!"
Call Breitbart!
Ok, got a question here.
I GET the skin-tight lycra french bicycling outfits - superheroes got buff-tastic bodies (except for that one who's made out of poo). And I get the boots - boots look badass. And even thought these guys eschew them, I GET the capes and masks - I mean, sometimes you just have to meet expectations, and those things just SCREAM superhero.
But what's the deal with the gloves. I mean, again, setting aside pooperman over there. I mean the black dood has hands the size of the wheels on a mid-sized sedan. What's he need gloves for? Are the fingerprints of superheroes regularly on file with the FBI or something? 'Cause think about it. If you're wearing skin-tight lycra all day, you're gonna want to be able to indulge in a good, righteous SCRATCH every now and then when it all starts to itch. Those big ol' gloves are going to wreck the experience...
Jim Steinman wore gloves, mikey.
Also, perhaps the guy who's made out of rocks is the Designated Scratcher?
Eww, this is getting into a pretty weird area....
Fear Of A Black Superhero.
They wear gloves because they're around a guy made of poo all day.
In this thrilling prequel it can be seen that 1) It is the Panther's fault
2)They have run off somewhere to buy Throw rugs for their pad, no doubt
3)The tape recorder cleaning solution "Raw Strength" was a rip off. man.
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