Tuesday, August 24, 2010

A JanusNode Appearance

Implausible:
Washington (CNN) – Embattled Democratic Senate candidate Alvin Greene was escorted from a meeting of the Oconee County Democratic Party on Saturday after police received reports that he and a companion were causing a disturbance.

Greene had been invited to attend the group's routine breakfast meeting, but was disinvited after he was indicted by a grand jury on obscenity charges. But he showed up anyway, and according Seneca Police Chief John Covington, one of his staffers became angry and engaged in an argument with meeting attendees.

According to the police report filed after the incident, Greene's companion, Dottie Sue Maggart-Feldman, argued with several members of the breakfast party, but that the altercation did not turn violent.
Who could believe that Dottie Sue would go nuts?

12 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Shirley, this will earn you some serious bucks.
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Substance McGravitas said...

She's got Maggart Feldman eyes...

mikey said...

Of the notorious West Peakingville Maggart-Feldmans?

Yikes. Keep your head down, don't make eye contact and move quickly away from the Maggart-Feldman compound. Seriously. Much hangs in the balance...

J— said...

Go on, Dottie Sue Maggart-Feldman Grain.

J— said...

Brain.

Fuck me.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Brain.

Fuck me.


you're writing dialogue for zombie pr0n now?

J— said...

Sure, Kim Carnes had a big hit with "Bette Davis Eyes," but she would've had a huge hit if she had done "Marty Feldman Eyes" instead.

P.S. Hat trick!

tigris said...

P.S. Hat trick!

Is this related to the brain-fucking?

J— said...

No, the zombie ruined my three in a row. And the last one was the originalist of all!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

No, the zombie ruined my three in a row.

Fcvking Zomies. How do they work?
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

if you send me $165,000, like they did in Minneapolis, I promise to stop stepping on your comments.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Too bad there's no jpeg for drag and drop dots.