tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post1508866025225404243..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: The Fantastic Four Meet a Black PersonSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-57529126657433509562010-08-03T17:58:11.507-07:002010-08-03T17:58:11.507-07:00In this thrilling prequel it can be seen that 1) I...In this <a href="http://www.alienated.net/files/images/thing_poetry_ff53.preview.jpg" rel="nofollow">thrilling prequel</a> it can be seen that 1) It is the Panther's fault<br />2)They have run off somewhere to buy Throw rugs for their pad, no doubt<br />3)The tape recorder cleaning solution "Raw Strength" was a rip off. man.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-56719469732601308302010-08-03T14:53:01.972-07:002010-08-03T14:53:01.972-07:00They wear gloves because they're around a guy ...They wear gloves because they're around a guy made of poo all day.Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-46430452770311867042010-08-03T12:10:54.869-07:002010-08-03T12:10:54.869-07:00Fear Of A Black Superhero.Fear Of A Black Superhero.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-46143292221857798642010-08-03T12:10:28.535-07:002010-08-03T12:10:28.535-07:00Also, perhaps the guy who's made out of rocks ...Also, perhaps the guy who's made out of rocks is the Designated Scratcher?<br /><br />Eww, this is getting into a pretty weird area....zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-43398252908780934682010-08-03T12:09:17.751-07:002010-08-03T12:09:17.751-07:00Jim Steinman wore gloves, mikey.Jim Steinman wore gloves, mikey.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-47576697142720288562010-08-03T11:53:24.720-07:002010-08-03T11:53:24.720-07:00Ok, got a question here.
I GET the skin-tight lyc...Ok, got a question here.<br /><br />I GET the skin-tight lycra french bicycling outfits - superheroes got buff-tastic bodies (except for that one who's made out of poo). And I get the boots - boots look badass. And even thought these guys eschew them, I GET the capes and masks - I mean, sometimes you just have to meet expectations, and those things just SCREAM superhero. <br /><br />But what's the deal with the gloves. I mean, again, setting aside pooperman over there. I mean the black dood has hands the size of the wheels on a mid-sized sedan. What's he need gloves for? Are the fingerprints of superheroes regularly on file with the FBI or something? 'Cause think about it. If you're wearing skin-tight lycra all day, you're gonna want to be able to indulge in a good, righteous SCRATCH every now and then when it all starts to itch. Those big ol' gloves are going to wreck the experience...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-87947552206058734702010-08-03T10:00:28.184-07:002010-08-03T10:00:28.184-07:00The Thing: "There must be a lotta dough in bl...The Thing: "There must be a lotta <b>dough</b> in black pantherin'!"<br /><br />Call Breitbart!J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-61979283692783504512010-08-03T08:49:03.021-07:002010-08-03T08:49:03.021-07:00Reel-to-reel, no less. Or maybe that's his co...Reel-to-reel, no less. Or maybe that's his computer, for high tech Black Pantherin'.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37026351844890625092010-08-03T07:37:05.774-07:002010-08-03T07:37:05.774-07:00I yearn for the days when a TAPE RECORDER signifie...I yearn for the days when a TAPE RECORDER signified the pinnnacle of high techery.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-35458428774874855362010-08-03T07:24:17.582-07:002010-08-03T07:24:17.582-07:00Reed is holding Sue pretty close there.Reed is holding Sue pretty close there.Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-83835381414888463972010-08-03T06:26:57.855-07:002010-08-03T06:26:57.855-07:00well, that explains why no black folks showed up a...well, that explains why no black folks showed up at Uni-Tea ; they were all hanging out with superheroes and playing music on their 18-tracks.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-47878919912506283662010-08-03T04:49:50.028-07:002010-08-03T04:49:50.028-07:00That guy scared me when I thought about votin'...That guy scared me when I thought about votin'!<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-67612745061314298142010-08-03T04:15:17.195-07:002010-08-03T04:15:17.195-07:00The Thing's knee is in need of solitude.
All ...The Thing's knee is in need of solitude.<br /><br />All the big money's in black pantherin'. Plain old pantherin', not so much.<br /><br /><br />Captcha is homprole...gay proletariat?Willyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01710859973261156233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-63371187086282995792010-08-03T01:30:33.032-07:002010-08-03T01:30:33.032-07:00What's a Tape Recorder, some sort of parasite ...What's a Tape Recorder, some sort of parasite etching?Another Kiwihttp://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com