Monday, August 2, 2010

The Fantastic Four Meet a Black Person

14 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

What's a Tape Recorder, some sort of parasite etching?

Willy said...

The Thing's knee is in need of solitude.

All the big money's in black pantherin'. Plain old pantherin', not so much.


Captcha is homprole...gay proletariat?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That guy scared me when I thought about votin'!
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well, that explains why no black folks showed up at Uni-Tea ; they were all hanging out with superheroes and playing music on their 18-tracks.

Rusty Shackleford said...

Reed is holding Sue pretty close there.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I yearn for the days when a TAPE RECORDER signified the pinnnacle of high techery.

tigris said...

Reel-to-reel, no less. Or maybe that's his computer, for high tech Black Pantherin'.

J— said...

The Thing: "There must be a lotta dough in black pantherin'!"

Call Breitbart!

mikey said...

Ok, got a question here.

I GET the skin-tight lycra french bicycling outfits - superheroes got buff-tastic bodies (except for that one who's made out of poo). And I get the boots - boots look badass. And even thought these guys eschew them, I GET the capes and masks - I mean, sometimes you just have to meet expectations, and those things just SCREAM superhero.

But what's the deal with the gloves. I mean, again, setting aside pooperman over there. I mean the black dood has hands the size of the wheels on a mid-sized sedan. What's he need gloves for? Are the fingerprints of superheroes regularly on file with the FBI or something? 'Cause think about it. If you're wearing skin-tight lycra all day, you're gonna want to be able to indulge in a good, righteous SCRATCH every now and then when it all starts to itch. Those big ol' gloves are going to wreck the experience...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Jim Steinman wore gloves, mikey.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Also, perhaps the guy who's made out of rocks is the Designated Scratcher?

Eww, this is getting into a pretty weird area....

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Fear Of A Black Superhero.

Rusty Shackleford said...

They wear gloves because they're around a guy made of poo all day.

Another Kiwi said...

In this thrilling prequel it can be seen that 1) It is the Panther's fault
2)They have run off somewhere to buy Throw rugs for their pad, no doubt
3)The tape recorder cleaning solution "Raw Strength" was a rip off. man.