Monday, August 16, 2010

World's Tiniest Violin Shoved Up Your Ass

God bless the British press and all who fail on her:
Fraudsters are posing as fisherman to con BP out of thousands of dollars in compensation for the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.
Assuming "thousands" as $99,999 I believe that is a full 0.000499995% of that twenty billion dollar fund.

Send the redcoats in!


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I think fish is behind it all.

Smut Clyde said...

Fortunately "the idea of a commenter whose singular effort creates an original comment is rooted in Enlightenment ideas of the individual", so fish is at least off the hook for comment-stealing.

Mendacious D said...

so fish is at least off the hook

I see what you did there...

fish said...

I don't steal comments, I use texts.