The school noticed that she'd probably be a shitty counsellor if she continued to be such an asshole and set out a program for her to follow if she wanted to graduate:
Ha ha, the idiot was told to wear the dunce cap. But instead, as assholes do, she sued.
In a rare piece of cheery news, the jerk lost:
A federal court judge has decided Augusta State University student Jennifer Keeton can be expelled from ASU's counseling program if she does not complete a remediation plan that involves diversity and sensitivity training about homosexuality.Enjoy your legal bills, dimwit, and doesn't the Bible tell
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She'll probably get a job with FAUX.
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Not much of a voice on her.
Link.
Oh point taken, she's no Sarah Palin...
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The first sin was to partake of fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. That's pretty much driving pilings into the bedrock of Stupid.
"Why do you want to be a counselor, Jen?"
"I want to help people. Well, not so much "People" exactly. SOME people. People, um, people like ME. People EXACTLY like me. I want to help people who fall into a certain category, the category of people just like Jen and her mommy and daddy."
"What about OTHER people, Jen? Other people who need help and guidance?"
"Fuck 'em. You let in one homo, and before you know it you have mexicans and muslims and atheists and dirty, smelly homeless people and...Yeesshh, the whole thing just makes me nauseous. You know, the Bible says I can kill most of them. I think I need to use an old sword, or maybe some animal bones, I'm not sure. But there's a formula, and you can kill them."
Probably no legal bills (Gawd dammit!):
Today, the Alliance Defense Fund Center for Academic Freedom filed a lawsuit against officials at Augusta State University on behalf of counseling student Jennifer Keeton.
Wasn't that nice?
I maintain the hope that the ADFCAF is a free-market operation.
She'll probably get a job with FAUX.
She's too bony right now- she'd have to get a 100% Bible-approved boob job.
She's too bony right now- she'd have to get a 100% Bible-approved boob job.
Little Known Factoid: Bible-approved implants have the saying "I am the Bread of Life" on them.
Hey! Maybe THATS what the holy ghost does! Boob inspector....
Didn't the Holy Ghost bang Mary? Can't be arsed etc.
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