Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Testing Patients



Oh sure, running juice through a squid is fine if you're some kid in a lab coat dicking around, but the grown-up scientists know and remember that the Goal of Science is to run electricity through people. To this end we at Substance Labs™ have procured a tiny slice of Ann Althouse and let the experiment run its course.



Okay, the eye got stuck and the orb filter was obviously on the blink but I think what we have here is a genuine Science Smackdown. You may send grant money via registered mail only.

7 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

If the McGravitas Laboratory is taking requests, I suggest some Residents. Constantinople?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Good I.D., S.C.

(There's a version with a video, but VEVO gives me hives.)
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fish said...

OT, but Substance needs to be genuinely honored for this. I want to have your gay babies.

Steph represents one of the deep problems with the mainstream "liberals" i.e. a hatred for the real middle class as opposed to the imagined one.

Now back to SCIENCE!

Substance McGravitas said...

Loomis has another CTU post up.

Substance McGravitas said...

And incidentally Althouse is an iTunes visualizer. This fine software is available for a low low price.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Does La Althouse know of your tributes to her?

Substance McGravitas said...

She's probably seen the Flintstone one, which I think ended up on LGM once, or maybe I'm hallucinating.