Saturday, September 22, 2012

The Art of Criticism

The first sentence of a review:
Well, here's an album I certainly did not expect to like so much.
You guessed it: it's a review of another Iron Bonehead production, this time a hot new platter from Bestial Holocaust called Into the Goat Vulva.

Bestial Holocaust - Into the Goat Vulva:  TAKE THAT GOOGLE!

11 comments:

mikey said...

Mommy?

Yes Timmy.

What does daddy do?

Your daddy's a musician, son.

Wow. Like Bruce Springsteen?

Kind of. He's in a band - he plays the bass and sings sometimes.

Cool! A band like Nickelback?

Yes, sort of. Your father is in a band called Bestial Holocaust.

Oh. Can I go outside to play now?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

It's no Art Garfunkel, for sure.
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Another Kiwi said...

It is Art Goatfuckle, though.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I like their earlier work better, like "Demon-seed for my Gramma" and "Goatse of the Un-Nameable"

M. Bouffant said...

zrm is kidding; their best songs are in Bolivian.

Smut Clyde said...

Give me Magma spin-off bands any day.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Also.
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Bestial Holocaust's Christmas album was their best work. The duet featuring Pat Boone as a guest singer was beautiful.

Smut Clyde said...

"Demon-seed for my Gramma"

Ha ha silly ZRM can't spell 'Gramarye'.

vacuumslayer said...

Amateur hour.

Here's how you do it:

"This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.

vacuumslayer said...

Bestial Holocaust's Christmas album was their best work. The duet featuring Pat Boone as a guest singer was beautiful.

*chortle*