Friday, September 21, 2012

The Marketplace

Competing blogs do not offer bidirectionality without muttering barely audible excuses regarding youthful experimentation and instead try to redirect the customer to cheap pulp novels whilst ordering their lab monkeys beaten once more.

NOT SO HERE.*

Nyan Mitt Romney but younger.
Nyan Mitt Romney but younger.
Nyan Mitt Romney but younger.
Nyan Mitt Romney but younger.
Nyan Mitt Romney but younger.
Nyan Mitt Romney but younger.

...And of course...

ANNE GEDDES CUTE BABY


*In fact beatings at Substance Labs™ have dropped a full 18% and do not often involve lab monkeys.

10 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

This could be more fun than chatting about oscillating systems.

Another Kiwi said...

Do we see any NASA films of the gymnastic rainbow powered foetuses in space? NO WE DO NOT!!!

Another Kiwi said...

Also: Run Anne Althouse, run like the wind!!!

Substance McGravitas said...

There are STARS APLENTY. Or snowflakes or fizzing stomach remedy.

Sadly there is nothing to be done about the extra agitation in the rightwards-drifting foetuses.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I see a gif escalation is occurring.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The 'orrible blooger war of September 2012.
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tigris said...

I am glad to learn Substance has stopped spanking his monkey quite so much, but I notice poptart kitty is missing. Coincidence?

mikey said...

Sadly there is nothing to be done about the extra agitation in the rightwards-drifting foetuses.

Almost certainly a manifestation of the Coriolis (damn - who knew there was no 'e' in there?) effect. Or perhaps lines of magnetic flux. Or soldering flux - one or the other, for sure...

M. Bouffant said...

Rainbow flux, it looks like.

Brendan Keefe said...

So. Good.