Thursday, September 27, 2012

Division

Jeff Jacoby:
At every milestone in Obama’s journey to the White House — from the keynote address in Boston that put him on the national radar screen to his inaugural address in 2009 — he held himself out as a healer. Skeptics might note that partisanship and rancor were as old as American democracy itself, but Obama insisted that would change when he was president. The toxic style of politics wasn’t inescapable. Give me the highest office in the land, he assured a rapturous crowd in Ohio two days before the 2008 election, and “we can end it once and for all.”

Millions of voters believed him. They took to heart his vow to transfigure American public life. They looked forward to the uplifting leadership he promised. What they got instead was the most polarizing and divisive presidency in modern times.
Hmm...divisiveness... That reminds me of something, but I can't - Oh wait, it reminds me of this:



On with the argument:
The civility and goodwill that were to be Obama’s touchstone? “I haven’t fully accomplished that,” he concedes. “Haven’t even come close.”

As the 2012 campaign heads into the home stretch, a story in Politico notes that “Obama and his top campaign aides have engaged far more frequently in character attacks and personal insults than the Romney campaign.” The man who won the presidency by decrying “partisanship and pettiness and immaturity” now seeks reelection by deploying slurs and aspersions with abandon: A key aide suggests that Mitt Romney’s financial filings may amount to a felony. The vice president claims that Republicans want to put voters “back in chains.” An Obama campaign video likens Romney to “ a vampire.”
Ha ha! Good one! Yes he is very much like a vampire as he is so very bloodless. But as we are patting Jeff on the back for spreading valuable and fitting slurs from the Obama campaign, notice this:

Romney Obama poll hentai

Mathemagically speaking accusing all Romney supporters of common buttchuggery MUST BE LESS DIVISIVE than Romney's campaign by um, [serious calculation involving full-tongue extension and substraction from forty-seven] a BILLION.

9 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

Substraction is an awesome word and I meant to type it.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Give me the highest office in the land, he assured a rapturous crowd in Ohio two days before the 2008 election, and “we can end it once and for all.”

Well, he didn't say "I", why can't these GOoPers just admit that?

Substance McGravitas said...

Someone fucked up on the teleprompter I guess.

I'm actually kind of interested in the presidential debates now. Romney's been so awful that...we'll he's gotta try something kooky right?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Calculus is where it's at, my fiends.
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Smut Clyde said...

a story in Politico notes that “Obama and his top campaign aides have engaged far more frequently in character attacks and personal insults than the Romney campaign.”

Jacoby goes straight to an unimpeachable source for his quantified, not-at-all subjective evidence! The argument is over!

Smut Clyde said...

a story in Politico notes that “Obama and his top campaign aides have engaged far more frequently in character attacks and personal insults than the Romney campaign.”

So I went and read the story -- expecting rigorous enumeration of incidents (if not subtraction & division & square roots) -- but only found anecdotes & assertions.

Teh author is a political analyst on television and radio shows including Fox News Channel’s “On the Record with Greta Van Susteren,” the CBS “Early Show” and Bill O’Reilly’s “Radio Factor.”.

Substance McGravitas said...

Does the article mention Obama's discrimination against sasquatch Americans?

M. Bouffant said...

Straight outta Ukraine.

(This is one of your interests, eh?)

Substance McGravitas said...

Yes, thanks.

It's a big part of why the relatives left.