Saturday, October 8, 2011

Spam Worth Preserving

From this thread:

See that? A cereal thread, tigris summons the toilets as we have seen so many times before, and the spammer ties it all up with something almost incomprehensibly simple and somehow nonsensical, and finishes off with a whopping topic change.

Jeez whiz, we CAN blame tigris!


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Can we blame tigrismus, too?

Substance McGravitas said...

Completely different guy.

totally not tigris said...

Man, I SO hate both those guys.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Ahem, he ahemmed.

Smut Clyde said...


They certainly create some embiggenment if you get enough of them under the skin but that is the painful part. AND THEN THEY DISSOLVE, it is a total swiz. Or so I hear from a friend.

Smut Clyde said...

We didn't get the 'toilet' search at Riddled. Instead:
railgun projectile animation
crucified woman
fellini draw
superdeformed nuclei
veruschka body paint
"fur panties"
atalanta fugiens
cartoon dragon noises
elephant truncated limerick poem

I like to think that we are providing our visitors with the useful information they are looking for.

Substance McGravitas said...

Asshole present, sir!

vacuumslayer said...

I love the spam because it sounds like a Mad Lib that's been filled in.

Read, then make your own:

Holy crap ______ is really ______ as well as _______. My ______ in fact my complete ________ love to _______ it every morning.

Also, I am pre-banning tigris. WE DON'T WANT YOUR TOILET COMMENTS, HERE, LADY!!!

vacuumslayer said...

I was speaking for my blog, of course. For all I know, Substance can't get enough toilet talk.

vacuumslayer said...


Holy crap bookbag is really poopy as well as farty. My vibrator in fact my complete stove love to fart it every morning.


w/v says this blog is a "turistop." Um, I would advise tourists NOT to stop here. IT'S A TRAP!!!

M. Bouffant said...

I see you're suffering the empty avatar effect as well, which is good, because I thought it might be only my devil-box.

Why it only kicks in after five or six comments is the real wonderment.

Substance McGravitas said...

I used to have blocked just because it slowed down load times, but I dunno what the other shit involves.

vacuumslayer said...

I'm seeing everybody's avatars. Then again, it could be my super-powers kicking in.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I see the first 5 avatars when looking at the blog post itself.

I see 'em all when in the comment box.

mikey said...

I see Wendy Durston's underpants.

But then, she showed them to me because I had port wine.

Um. Hmm.

I guess it can be a little uncomfortable when somebody comes into the conversation and doesn't understand what's being discussed.

Hey, did I ever tell you about Loren Lammers?

Substance McGravitas said...

No. Please do!

Substance McGravitas said...

Hmm, Camino sees those avatars just fine.