Sunday, October 2, 2011

Fuck, Missed It

Late to the party:

More Horribly Hilarious than Ever!

Is that the wheezing grunt of a gastro-intestinally challenged Pekinese or the succulent, squelchy scrunch of a thousand slimy sea snails under foot? No, it is far worse and MUCH more amusing.

Back by popular demand – it’s the best of the worst poetry in the universe.

Last fall as part of the Library’s One Book, One Vancouver presentation of the cult classic The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, dozens of enthusiastic non-poets presented some of the best worst poetry ever and then asked for more!

So on September 22 a second Vogon Poetry Slam & Vog-Off will take place at the Central Library. If you would like to be considered for the competition please email two of your worst Vogon poems to or drop them off at the Central Library, Level 2 Information desk by September 19.

I have a back-catalogue and everything.


M. Bouffant said...

This is the real problem the Internet presents: X yrs. ago you wouldn't have known you missed it.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I nominate Mr. McGravitas, he's a shoe-in.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Live and learn, old chum! There's always next year.