Wednesday, October 26, 2011

It's Only Right and Natural

If you are like me - and of course you are - you read this and thought "Hey, what if I could make Don Surber's stupid fucking head squoosh in and out of his stupid fucking shirt like he was some kinda office mollusc?"

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27 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

The label is an excellent touch.

wiley said...

Good trick. It's much better than drawing a mustache on a picture and blackening out a tooth. It says, "This is what I'd like to do to you." I think of it as non-harming creative violence.

Smut Clyde said...

I am disturbed and yet mesmerised at the same time.

Smut Clyde said...

like he was some kinda office mollusc?

Technically, I believe these are members of some species of Pterobranch.Unless they are Pogonophora tube worms.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Bravo!
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fish said...

It really needs a "shoomp shoomp" soundtrack, like sending mail tubes up the chute. (shut up Smut)

truculentandunreliable said...

Izzat...a button-collar denim shit with a TIE???

(I have a feeling I've commented on this before. But, really).

Anyway, may I offer a bit of constructive criticism? I think it would be much more satisfying if blood was shooting out at some point in time.

Substance McGravitas said...

Technically, I believe these are members of some species of Pterobranch.

I was going to craft him a shell of some sort but Important Matters interfered. Also Licorice Allsorts.

tigris said...

It looks like his head is flushed and then vomited back up. Fitting.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

very well done. But I have to say, for pure twisted brilliance, the tailpipe-loving p-shoop at Sadly is far more potent nightmare fuel.

Substance McGravitas said...

Not that hard to do a Surber goatse emergence, my dead friend. Be careful what you wish for.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

who's wishing?

J— said...

Surber's got a squeeze head he wears on his neck . . . It goes in and out and in and out.

I wonder if lawnguylander can do something similar with his thumb.

Substance McGravitas said...

I shoulda put in a link to that thumb.

Jennifer said...

Oh nice. Can you make him look like the stress doll?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The only way that stress doll would work for me is if I put it in a wood chipper.

Substance McGravitas said...

The Stress Doll Surber is within range, actually.

I was thinking of the goatse Surber idea and how awesome it would be to have a jack-in-the-box crank on the goatse before Surber pops out...but who's gonna host that video?

wiley said...

Wow. The 900% more sexier Don Thurber is just---wow.

vacuumslayer said...

That is one sexy thumb! Fonzie would be jealous.

Substance McGravitas said...

If you click on the lawnguylander comment there's a link to the thread and lawnguylander's initial thumb, a tigrismus thumb, and so on.

vacuumslayer said...

Rofl! tigris actually put some zazz and effort into her Thumber. That is awesome.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Not that hard to do a Surber goatse emergence, my dead friend

How about a reverse Oroborous (Surborous?)- Surber pooping his head out of his own ass?

tigris said...

It's actually my big toe, which I thought had a greater resemblance to Surber's noggin.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Tigris is Tigrismus?

I've got a Pullitzer Prize comin'!
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Substance McGravitas said...

Surber pooping his head out of his own ass?

Now that's beyond my powers, although an infinite regression of Surber heads in bums might be possible.

wiley said...

Yeah! Yeah---infinite regression of Surber heads in bums!! Do in next! Do it next!

fish said...

As fractals.