If you are like me - and of course you are - you read this and thought "Hey, what if I could make Don Surber's stupid fucking head squoosh in and out of his stupid fucking shirt like he was some kinda office mollusc?"
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
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The label is an excellent touch.
Good trick. It's much better than drawing a mustache on a picture and blackening out a tooth. It says, "This is what I'd like to do to you." I think of it as non-harming creative violence.
I am disturbed and yet mesmerised at the same time.
like he was some kinda office mollusc?
Technically, I believe these are members of some species of Pterobranch.Unless they are Pogonophora tube worms.
Bravo!
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It really needs a "shoomp shoomp" soundtrack, like sending mail tubes up the chute. (shut up Smut)
Izzat...a button-collar denim shit with a TIE???
(I have a feeling I've commented on this before. But, really).
Anyway, may I offer a bit of constructive criticism? I think it would be much more satisfying if blood was shooting out at some point in time.
Technically, I believe these are members of some species of Pterobranch.
I was going to craft him a shell of some sort but Important Matters interfered. Also Licorice Allsorts.
It looks like his head is flushed and then vomited back up. Fitting.
very well done. But I have to say, for pure twisted brilliance, the tailpipe-loving p-shoop at Sadly is far more potent nightmare fuel.
Not that hard to do a Surber goatse emergence, my dead friend. Be careful what you wish for.
who's wishing?
Surber's got a squeeze head he wears on his neck . . . It goes in and out and in and out.
I wonder if lawnguylander can do something similar with his thumb.
I shoulda put in a link to that thumb.
Oh nice. Can you make him look like the stress doll?
The only way that stress doll would work for me is if I put it in a wood chipper.
The Stress Doll Surber is within range, actually.
I was thinking of the goatse Surber idea and how awesome it would be to have a jack-in-the-box crank on the goatse before Surber pops out...but who's gonna host that video?
Wow. The 900% more sexier Don Thurber is just---wow.
That is one sexy thumb! Fonzie would be jealous.
If you click on the lawnguylander comment there's a link to the thread and lawnguylander's initial thumb, a tigrismus thumb, and so on.
Rofl! tigris actually put some zazz and effort into her Thumber. That is awesome.
It's actually my big toe, which I thought had a greater resemblance to Surber's noggin.
Tigris is Tigrismus?
I've got a Pullitzer Prize comin'!
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Yeah! Yeah---infinite regression of Surber heads in bums!! Do in next! Do it next!
As fractals.
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