The House of Substance: Masculinity

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Masculinity

6 comments:

J— said...: Let's talk about favorite generals with Pompeus Magnus!; August 25, 2010 at 5:54 PM
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...: Youtube comments, how do they work?

I'm afraid I cannot rate for Pompeus.
~; August 25, 2010 at 6:58 PM
fish said...: "Dane Axe"

Is that what kids are calling it these days? We used to call it a dick.; August 26, 2010 at 5:04 AM
Brando said...: I'm sure the first thing Viking mauraders did when they were maurading was twirl their hair around.; August 26, 2010 at 8:19 AM
mikey said...: Wow. That is...GREAT!

Here's 2 verses, but trust me, I could just as easily do ten. It doesn't make a ton of sense, but hey, isn't that the point?

People who stick axes in gays' asses
And send faxes to the trashes
Blacks who axe the ones with passes
Past the flacks who serve the masses

Gassed from axes in their back-ses
Waxed ecstatic from the passes
Masses past the ass's axes
Whack just dashes past the masses

mikey; August 26, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Substance McGravitas said...: Girls don't make passes
At boys who stuff asses.*

*Not actually true.; August 26, 2010 at 10:27 AM

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