Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Rhyme Crime



Q is for Quayle
Who misspelled potato
It's hard to believe
He'd been a senato

(Replacement Q)

18 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

That's a potato print picture, too isn't it?

Righteous Bubba said...

Zoom in. I spent HOURS getting the little whorls in the face right!

Jennifer said...

I hope you know what you've unleashed! Not even Plink, the Ocelot, can save you now...

Righteous Bubba said...

Dan and I haven't used the leash for ages. And I feel so alone.

herr doktor bimler said...

I tried to make a quail-print picture of a potato, but the Frau Doktorin Penny was not well pleased with all the squawking and the feathers everywhere.

Righteous Bubba said...

You freeze them, then chip your potato out. Voila!

tigris said...

Michelangelo also believed that each frozen quail has a beautiful potato to be found within it, and the sculptor's duty is to free that potato by removing the excess quail.

Righteous Bubba said...

And from that wisdom came the Estima Chapel ceiling.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'll trade a fine quetzal for a glass of quetsch.
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herr doktor bimler said...

I am inspired now to create a series of prints based on Yves Klein's Anthropometries, but using birds slathered in paint rather than nude ladies.

Heed the voice of experience when I advise you not to try this with cats.

Another Kiwi said...

Zoom in. I spent HOURS getting the little whorls in the face right!I'm not an artist or nothin' but was it necessary to write "fuck off" in the iris of the left eye?

Righteous Bubba said...

A long time ago I had a Glen Campbell record with "subliminal" writing on the cover. I nevertheless found I did not want to have sex with him.

I suppose if I don't want to have sex with Dan Quayle the subliminals are more successful this time.

herr doktor bimler said...

Why I don't want to have sex with Dan Quayle

It appears that you are possessed by the spirit of the recently-deceased J. G. Ballard.
Out, Jezebel Spirit! We command thee by book and bell and candle! Leave this man, for he is Righteous in the name of FSM!

Another Kiwi said...

Good lord! Years of suppressed sexual longings for "The Rhinestone Cowboy" are explained!

However the efficacy of the Dan Quayle writing is pretty near total.

Righteous Bubba said...

Jezebel, I bind you with chains of iron! Sexy!

Another Kiwi said...

Whereas Dan Quaalude was bound by chains of irony which froze him until GHWB released his inner potato.

herr doktor bimler said...

Now AK is confused, and thinking of the Clark Ashton Smith story.

fish said...

I think you misspelled senatoe.