Monday, May 25, 2009

Fifteen Paragraphs, Eighteen Sentences

Mike "Gamecock" Devine howls:
America may never be able to re-pay the national debt to foreign bondholders that the ObamaDems’ stimulus and budget bills promise to incur and certainly we will never be able to re-pay the ultimate sacrifices so many Americans have made that we honor on this and every Memorial Day.
Okay, caught your breath? One more:
Yet, surely the fallen didn’t die for self-government that would find representatives like Senator Barack Obama voting to grant the Treasury unfettered power to squander $750 billion last September and a President Obama and Speaker Nancy Pelosi tripling the national debt built up during the past 194 years in the next ten.
Okay, got that? MORE!
Surely those that died in the efforts that led to the capture of those whose squealings saved Los Angeles after 911, without harming one hair on the heads of prominent perpetrators of 911, didn’t fall so that those that defined interrogations down could be disbarred.
I wonder if Dr. Sanity could come up with a diagnosis here.

11 comments:

herr doktor bimler said...

Drs. Strunk and White might be the relevant specialists.

J— said...

This guy's a lawyer. Imagine oral arguments.

Righteous Bubba said...

I'd be interested in seeing that. How, for instance, would people stay awake?

Maybe he has a Gilbert Gottfried kinda voice to prevent people nodding off.

mikey said...

At the risk of being serious for a second, have idiots like this ever KNOWN someone who died in combat? Have they ever had to try to understand the whole "here today, grey chalky wide eyed terrified bleeding out with incoming rounds spattering the fucking mud in which they are not just dying, they KNOW they are dying and there's not one fucking sad little shitty thing you can do to save them or make them even feel a little better as the life pumps out of them and the cold and numbness starts and the fear is so strong and they grip your hand and sob and apologize to god and mom and that girl and then the grip goes slack and the sergeant calls you over to set up a position on the perimeter....

Yeah. It's like that.

Fuck.

Happy memorial day...

tigris said...

Sane as a junebug, obviously. Snargle flargh.

J Neo Marvin said...

What the what the what the??? I read those excerpts five times and they still made zero sense.

As usual, Mikey provides the perspective that should shut these babblers up, but alas, never does.

J— said...

I'd be interested in seeing that. How, for instance, would people stay awake?

Maybe he has a Gilbert Gottfried kinda voice to prevent people nodding off.


Or perhaps the judge and jury have trouble staying in their seats.

Another Kiwi said...

This guys final paragraph, about Los Angeles, is ,um, deranged. It makes no sense.
My hovercraft is full of eels, obviously

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"88 lines about 44 Women?"

Righteous Bubba said...

I did not need to think about this person masturbating in the bath.

M. Bouffant said...

Oh AK, it makes perfect sense. The Obama administration has no fear of large holes (caused by the Islamo-nuke) appearing suddenly in Los Angeles.

I live in Los Angeles, & I'm not worried either!!