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RAGE BEFORE BEAUTY
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Free Things
For most folks:
Edit images with The GIMP
Draw with Inkscape
Record and edit sound with Audacity
Make nonsense with JanusNode
Replace Microsoft shit
Here are around 2000 rss feeds for your reader of choice.
For Mac folks:
Edit text with Textwrangler
Everything is easier with Quicksilver
For Windows folks:
Automate everything with AutoHotkey
Use Launchy instead of navigating folders
Edit images with The GIMP
Draw with Inkscape
Record and edit sound with Audacity
Make nonsense with JanusNode
Replace Microsoft shit
Here are around 2000 rss feeds for your reader of choice.
For Mac folks:
Edit text with Textwrangler
Everything is easier with Quicksilver
For Windows folks:
Automate everything with AutoHotkey
Use Launchy instead of navigating folders
31 comments:
Raging Grannies.
It's Polly Rhythm! But why do the faces seem to get redder to me?
Righteous Bubba!
The Grannies Command You!!
Stand in awe of that which you have wrought!!!
Heh heh heh. That was COOL...
But why do the faces seem to get redder to me?
Oooo...is one jumping higher than the other?
Geoshitties here I come!
And here at Righteous Bubba,
The blog we like to browse,
They stomp them with their granny shoes
but they just can't kill eyebrows.
Somehow Burt Prelutsky is oblivious to the pair of black caterpillars that are now orbiting his head.
Somehow Burt Prelutsky is oblivious to the pair of black caterpillars that are now orbiting his head.
I think they kinda look like horns. Makes him look like an addled Viking.
AND THOSE ARE THE WORST KIND.
Well roll me in grated coconut and call me a lamington.
I came back from the pub and checked RB and encountered the animated eyebrows. Will I be able to sleep tonight? I THINK NOT.
Hello Lamington Clyde.
I think Burt doesn't like the damn noise the killer grannies make and the frightened squealing of the eyebrows.
It's nice to imagine that Burt notices things.
...and then he has opinions on those things.
I think even now, at this late date, day 2 in the new age of the intert00bz where Leaping Grannies celebrate with agile eyebrows, Burt has only begun to get a general sense that something is amiss. He's begun to feel a vague sense that his world has changed, and while he remains blissfully unaware of the state of Grannies impinging on his carefully arranged world, he is slowly coming to realize that nothing will ever be the same again...
Think of it as The Enslightenment.
Herr Doktor Smut went to the club to get lamingtoned?
~
Welcome to the annual Inksteis County Caterpillar Stomp. Our returning champions are ready to rumble this afternoon.
(County name courtesy of capcha.)
Had to remove the overhead eyebrows. I am weak.
Wait, there were overhead eyebrows?!! I always miss all the fun. I blame Burt.
I put some in the page header that you could drag over to Burt - fun! - but they were just too ugly. Maybe I'll get ambitious one day and rework the top area.
"Rework the top area"?
Um, yeah, that sounds...interesting.
Meanwhile, I'll just go "put the cap on my bingo dabber".
Yeah. That's what I'll do.
'Cause I'm feeling "ambitious"....
It is imperative that we not call O 69.
A few minutes with Teh Google told me more than I want to know about crush fetishes -- including the caterpillar crush sub-genre -- but so far there are no websites devoted to Granny Crush, let alone to Granny Eyebrow Crush.
In future years, aficionados will all link back to this post.
Nor is there much of a literature on the growing social problem of bingo-dabber-huffing, but mikey is doing his best to create one.
Lamingtons.
Where is the dancing baby?
Dancing Baby writes for Big Hoolywood under the name Andrew Breitbart, I think.
Someone's looking a GIF horse in the mouth.
Well then shall we exchange GIFS?
Maybe this one is better.
Beware of geeks baring GIFs.
Ba BMP BMP!
I'm agent mikey with the SVG, and you're all under a wrist...
I was feeling .bmptious up till now.
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