Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Granny Evolution: Trippy

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This is possibly the greatest blog post since Gutenberg invented TypePad.

31 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Raging Grannies.

tigris said...

It's Polly Rhythm! But why do the faces seem to get redder to me?

mikey said...

Righteous Bubba!

The Grannies Command You!!

Stand in awe of that which you have wrought!!!

Heh heh heh. That was COOL...

Righteous Bubba said...

But why do the faces seem to get redder to me?

Oooo...is one jumping higher than the other?

Righteous Bubba said...

Geoshitties here I come!

herr doktor bimler said...

And here at Righteous Bubba,
The blog we like to browse,
They stomp them with their granny shoes
but they just can't kill eyebrows.

herr doktor bimler said...

Somehow Burt Prelutsky is oblivious to the pair of black caterpillars that are now orbiting his head.

Righteous Bubba said...

Somehow Burt Prelutsky is oblivious to the pair of black caterpillars that are now orbiting his head.

I think they kinda look like horns. Makes him look like an addled Viking.

AND THOSE ARE THE WORST KIND.

herr doktor bimler said...

Well roll me in grated coconut and call me a lamington.
I came back from the pub and checked RB and encountered the animated eyebrows. Will I be able to sleep tonight? I THINK NOT.

Another Kiwi said...

Hello Lamington Clyde.
I think Burt doesn't like the damn noise the killer grannies make and the frightened squealing of the eyebrows.

Righteous Bubba said...

It's nice to imagine that Burt notices things.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

...and then he has opinions on those things.

mikey said...

I think even now, at this late date, day 2 in the new age of the intert00bz where Leaping Grannies celebrate with agile eyebrows, Burt has only begun to get a general sense that something is amiss. He's begun to feel a vague sense that his world has changed, and while he remains blissfully unaware of the state of Grannies impinging on his carefully arranged world, he is slowly coming to realize that nothing will ever be the same again...

Righteous Bubba said...

Think of it as The Enslightenment.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Herr Doktor Smut went to the club to get lamingtoned?
~

J Neo Marvin said...

Welcome to the annual Inksteis County Caterpillar Stomp. Our returning champions are ready to rumble this afternoon.

(County name courtesy of capcha.)

Righteous Bubba said...

Had to remove the overhead eyebrows. I am weak.

tigris said...

Wait, there were overhead eyebrows?!! I always miss all the fun. I blame Burt.

Righteous Bubba said...

I put some in the page header that you could drag over to Burt - fun! - but they were just too ugly. Maybe I'll get ambitious one day and rework the top area.

mikey said...

"Rework the top area"?

Um, yeah, that sounds...interesting.

Meanwhile, I'll just go "put the cap on my bingo dabber".

Yeah. That's what I'll do.

'Cause I'm feeling "ambitious"....

Righteous Bubba said...

It is imperative that we not call O 69.

herr doktor bimler said...

A few minutes with Teh Google told me more than I want to know about crush fetishes -- including the caterpillar crush sub-genre -- but so far there are no websites devoted to Granny Crush, let alone to Granny Eyebrow Crush.
In future years, aficionados will all link back to this post.

Nor is there much of a literature on the growing social problem of bingo-dabber-huffing, but mikey is doing his best to create one.

Lamingtons.

fish said...

Where is the dancing baby?

Another Kiwi said...

Dancing Baby writes for Big Hoolywood under the name Andrew Breitbart, I think.

Righteous Bubba said...

Someone's looking a GIF horse in the mouth.

fish said...

Well then shall we exchange GIFS?

fish said...

Maybe this one is better.

herr doktor bimmler said...

Beware of geeks baring GIFs.

Righteous Bubba said...

Ba BMP BMP!

mikey said...

I'm agent mikey with the SVG, and you're all under a wrist...

herr doktor bimler said...

I was feeling .bmptious up till now.