Nurse Rangeland's St. Andre Cheese Salsa
Lieutenant General Commander Flounders's Feral Chigger Borscht
Lord Safeguard's Wild Ox Wonton
Violations-Noninterleaved's Useful Salmon Borscht
Teodora Consulting's Fresh Mozzarella Filling
Cattlemen Mouzekviprtuh's Basslet Pudding
Beefer Ciklalmef's Lizardfish Burger
Danitawec Humbleness-Mirroring's Provolone Steak
Ensign Marandayapl Franco's Oarfish Spaghetti
Leola's Chocolate Compote
Transmit's Emperor Smoothie
Uncle Righteous's Enchanting Rainbowfish Cobbler
Fink Alisia's Good Conger Eel Sprinkles
Vice Chancellor Coowozagvoogoo's Cheddar Primavera
Great-Uncle Jegpamela Arduously's Loggerhead Turtle Tea
Guru Dukepo's Orthodox Bandfish Dip
Decoupled Fleta's Tricky Anteater Paella
Jerald Daugherty's Admirable Giant Squid Coffee
Bessie's Peach Toast
Grandpa Miybiv Nellie's Feta Borscht
Sprinkling raqu Despicable's Pigheaded Weatherfish Mush
Gotta get some corporate names in there. Here we go:
Altria Group, Inc.'s Avocado Mix
Detaches-Plumped's Poppyseed Vinaigrette
Cle's Onion Miso
Weldon Beriberi's Extroverted Greenling Macaroni
Lieutenant Colonel Joodivyise's Funny Fishing Cat Brownie
ING Group N.V. Goat's Milk Vinaigrette
General Motors Corp. Lovebird Pate
Professor State Senator Fuwafub's Trembling Lark Pizza
Deutsche Bahn AG's Noncommittal Sind Danio Vinaigrette
Staff Sergeant Sanderling-Leyden's Sarcastic Fringehead Croquette
Zoy Primarily's Electric Ray Dolma
Commodore Dede's Witches' Mummy Granola
Karan Karren's Merluccid Hake Ketchup
Cindy Norene's Rockhopper Penguin Topping
Suez's Ratty Rockweed Gunnel Cocoa
Reverend Deepensklem Remy-Worldwide's Nosy Ox Patty
Baroness Linda-Sanctimonious's Charismatic Lost River Sucker Smoothie
Intensifiers Piw's Brynza Cheese Terrine
Uncle Molested's Peter's Elephantnose Fish Pilaf
A. P. Moller - Maersk Freshwater Flyingfish Syrup
Sunoco's Chimaera Coffee
Friday, May 1, 2009
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9 comments:
Uncle Jesse's Nuts
I expect all these men/women/things/people/person-products to be posting on Redskins Insider, soon.
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Ensign Marandayapl FrancoYou know where this bastard is? He owes me money
I like this idea of goat's milk vinaigrette.
Uncle Righteous's Enchanting Rainbowfish Cobbler And, ah, what is this? The rainbow fish is a loved storybook character who provides wholesome examples of individualist endeavour for budding capitalists, and you want to eat him???
I know you are a much-travelled man who has photographs of all manner of unlikely products from Ukraine and Egypt, but I still suspect that you're making some of these up.
It'll be harder to prove when General Motors shutters the Lovebird Pate division.
JanusNode really likes vinaigrette.
Feta borscht is one of those things that almost sounds edible, until you remember that it's still a load of soggy cabbage.
The weatherfish mush, is, I think, self-explanatory.
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