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Free Things
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Edit images with The GIMP
Draw with Inkscape
Record and edit sound with Audacity
Make nonsense with JanusNode
Replace Microsoft shit
Here are around 2000 rss feeds for your reader of choice.
For Mac folks:
Edit text with Textwrangler
Everything is easier with Quicksilver
For Windows folks:
Automate everything with AutoHotkey
Use Launchy instead of navigating folders
20 comments:
Well, as the root of all evil AND not being nice to the Iraelis, I would be very surprised if it wasn't Jimmy Carter.
Jimmy you too bad man!!!
So Burt is agreeing that calling GWB a hero for wearing a flightsuit incorrectly is not deserved?
I think the ragin grannies are finally getting to old Burp.
Sure, Burt's wicked old so you'd think he'd have a vast treasure trove of knowledge from which to draw examples, but the whole "examples based on early memory" thing is a moving target at this point. Today the Carter administration is the fount of all that is wrong with the world, tomorrow it'll all be Clinton's fault.
You know, "Etymology" is a silly title.
Captcha "abent" so there you go.
Support the unheroic troops!
Heroism is a finite good
It is on this most solemn of days when we gaze about in reflection, and thank all that we hold holy for the Grannies, who stomped tyranny, scowled at fascism and rolled back the global advance of evil with nothing but a pair of sensible shoes and a bingo dabber.
Always remember: The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for the Grannies to just stand there.
And pygoss....
mikey
"examples based on early memory"
Where, then, are the examples drawn from the Napoleanic wars?
#4 Cat (the feral one) reports that raging grannies and eyebrows on the screen are irresistible.* They must be defeated. OK, the keyboard was in the way, but that's just collateral damage.
* And adrestbl.
#4 Cat (the feral one) reports that raging grannies and eyebrows on the screen are irresistible.* They must be defeated.
Then you get granny feet all over the place.
At least that would make a change from the butt-ends of rodents and the dead stick-insects that we usually find in the kitchen in the morning.
Not to mention the live wetas.
Wow. Why do you need a cat?
Apparently, we need cats so they can catch the wetas alive and bring them inside, where they turn up some time later inside people's boots, or -- on one memorable occasion when the Frau Doktorin left her swimming bag by the kitchen door -- inside her swimsuit, several hours later.
I'm thinking that in launching strikes on the Wetas, the cats might very well find themselves unfortunate collateral damage.
At the end of the day, we could apologize to cat families and sleep without vacuum sealing our pillows...
mikey
Can the wetas be trained to perform all the wonderful tricks your cats perform?
Wonderful tricks? No, I have not yet heard of a weta learning to knock valuable objects off the mantle-piece.
Oh Smut, don't be silly, of course he doesn't remember what happened in the Napoleonic wars. He forgot all that midlife stuff AGES ago.
Now excuse me while I go shake out every item of clothing I own. *shudder*
You know, "Etymology" is a silly title.
Particularly when the thread turns out to be about entomology.
You know, "Etymology" is a silly title.What about gastro-etymology?
(burp) Excuse me.
flogess
Castroetymology has a certain fidelity to it.
Whoever hacked RB's name and posted that pun is just awful
When, in fact, it was those Aucklanders who destroyed the Hero thing.
Capcha tells us to stay sanesod
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