I stipulate
That I am great
With perfect-titted gal
I stipulate
A cocktail fete
With secret agent pals
I stipulate
A three point eight
NO WAIT! A three point nine!
I stipulate
A poker date
Would make your money mine
With all these stipulations
And my ever-flowing wit
How, when I stipulate more,
Could you think me full of shit?
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22 comments:
And that english bastard Casement?
But what about the magic ponies?
Okay okay, that was a smashing joke.
It certainly let some light into that thread.
capcha is subtl. Can you work on the capcha spellchecker?
I checked the capchanary.
"subtl" is correct.
Stipulated.
May I approach the pony?
mikey
Ow. I sprained my cibort
I thought 'Capchanary" is what all the coal miners have to do when the little yellow bastard gets out of the mine...
Oh damn, two eights in there.
Fixed.
I'd argue with you more, but right now I have to go meet Someone Super Important, If I said the name you would be amazed, so we can consult on SAVING THE WORLD.
And then come back home to my wife, Diane Lane.
Who is totally cool if I bring Zooey Deschanel home.
It's all because of my SAT scores of three zillion and one.
I'm surprised he hasn't mentioned the exotic leather of his boots.
Not to mention his depleted uranium .657 magnum with the custom platinum grips and special wide serrated combat trigger, which he keeps in one of his custom Czechoslovakian leather hand tooled boots, the other containing a switchblade machete with the reverse-honed carbide coated titanium blade...
I am, however, surprised mikey didn't rise to the bait I left in that comment....
pionione. Bubba, this shall not stand.
Sorry, I was too busy playing my special custom made Les Paul owned by Jimmy Page, with platinum fretboard and pickguard made from the tusk of a narwhal. I was writing a new hit song with a famous musician, I can't tell you his name, but if i did you WOULD BE SO IMPRESSED.
I once let the Edge play it at Live Aid, but he got Guiness on it so I made him wash my Testarossa.
Silly zombie.
Do you honestly think I have survived the tumultuous decades collectively known as mikey's exciting amusment park ride without learning not to pick up zombie bait?
Sheesh, whaddaya gotta do to get a little recognition around this dump?
mikey
I was baiting zombies with chum until I ran out of people to buy me drinks.
what all the coal miners have to do when the little yellow bastard gets out of the mine...
Well they breed down there, you know. It's like the albino alligators in the sewers. Under our feet, the coal mines are slowly filling up with flocks of enraged song-birds, waiting for the day of vengeance when they find their way to the surface.
I suspect, Rusty, that in the case of lepers it's extremely difficult to accumulate enough experience to acquire the honorific "master"....
mikey
Excuse me, won't you? Me and the monkey are just going to have a little coistr
To my regret I find that master baiting has nothing to do with success at mistress baiting.
You particularly have to watch out for those zombie lepers.
OMG IT'S STILL MOVING!
If you think the Thomas Covenant novels were a load of pants, imagine how much worse they could have been.
See also "The Beast With Five, no, Four, no, Three Fingers" when it finally emerges from post-production.
Poet(term of art): specialist in per verse communication.
I stipulate
That I am great
Is it wrong to keep singing this to the tune of 'O Fortuna'?
capcha is subtl, but it is not malicious, or splike.
Orfful.
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