Thursday, May 7, 2009

More Q


Q is for quokka
And for a fine soup you will
Boil up this cuddly
Australian marsupial

ALSO:

Quokka shocka
Cocka Jacques
Kicka sacka do

Quokka socka
Crap out Jacques
Brick attacka, too

Drum bum,
Gag and hang,
Wring wang ooo!

Quokka shocka
Cocka Jacques
Kicka sacka do

20 comments:

herr doktor bimler said...

The quagga's extinct;
An equine bar-code.
If you let them eat fish,
It made them explode.

herr doktor bimler said...

Q is for Questing Beast,
Chased by Pellinore.
Palamedes slew it,
So there isn't any more.

Another Kiwi said...

When the Quokka is on the scene
as well as a cup of the coffee bean.
Combine with chocolate and mix with a chopper
You produce the Quokka mocha.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I was just wondering if you Antipodeans were aware of the threat the WHO poses against you?

If WHO does declare a pandemic, "it's almost inevitable that it will come to Australia," said MacIntyre. "If the WHO does not declare Level 6 there's a possibility the virus will never reach Australian shores."
~

tigris said...

Don't offer a Quetzal
a fresh axolotl
but give him a pretzel
and he'll thank you a lotl.

herr doktor bimler said...

Tigris on a roll!
Now write about the Quoll.

Another Kiwi said...

the threat the WHO poses against you Huh!!! We won't get fooled again!!No no no.

Another Kiwi said...

In praise of the antikinus.The antikinus is very small
Really hardly there at all
And their lives they hardly rate
They forget to eat, instead they mate.
And mate and mate and mate some more
Truly they are a marsupial whore.

herr doktor bimler said...

Talkin' about my degeneration.

mikey said...

Quokka Focka'
Outta stock-a
Don't wreck the goddam truck, hon

But Quokka Post hoc
Rodent Punk Rock
Ate the whole box of Fuck Bum

Righteous Bubba said...

Still looking for that blue jean, baby queen
Prettiest girl I ever seen
See her shake on the movie screen, Jimmy Dean
Jimmy Dean
Quokka
Quokka
Quokka

Another Kiwi said...

I had a dog with no nose.
Really, how did he smell?
Terrible!!

Quokka, quokka, quokka.

mikey said...

Q is for the Questing Breast
Don't wanna hold the Babies
Don't mind the gangrene in my feet
Me mum's done caught the rabies...

mikey

spredism? Yer killin me...

herr doktor bimler said...

I got as far as
"According to a recent poll,
Few people know about the Quoll",

but then the Muse departed, and was replaced by Carminativum the Muse of drunken late-night ranting, so the poem remains unfinished.

tigris said...

The Tiger Quoll
has spots, not stripes!
Perhaps they're picked
when nots quite ripes.

Righteous Bubba said...

The ravening lion
Is constantly tryin'
To chew off your legs it is true
But what makes a man quail
Is the prehensile tail
Of the Queensland rat kangaroo

Another Kiwi said...

Coming from one of poetry's leading lights
Tigris's line, "When nots quite ripes"
Wins a recent poetry poll
on 'Best lines about the Quoll'.


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Righteous Bubba said...

In your mind you have capacities you know
To telepath messages through the vast unknown
Please close your eyes and concentrate
With every thought you think
Upon the recitation we're about to sing

Quolling occupants of interplanetary craft
Quolling occupants of interplanetary most extraordinary craft

herr doktor bimler said...

The quoll was barred from a role in 'Cats'
Because it is not placental.
Talent suppressed by prejudice,
It happened before in 'Yentl'.

Another Kiwi said...

The song just seems a bit wooden, RB. I can't quite nail down why. Maybe it's on a different plane to me?