Sunday, May 3, 2009

Gaze Upon the Face of Beauty

Chris Muir is in love with Sarah Palin.

Let's take a closer look at just how much in love he is.

Here is her beautiful Spock-browed cross-and-cockeyed face, settled almost centrally on her neck. Perhaps her glasses were damaged in a snowmobile accident:



The lovely orangutan arm of love can cuddle with the strength of ten men, while the club-like "hand" attachment crushes ice lickety-split:



Chris knows some brokeback mountin' ain't bad after all! Palin's protruding rib suggests that she is working hard to keep herself trim, but she could obviously thumb a ride if she needed to:



He loves her from her head to her head-sized foot:

19 comments:

Caliph Garrett said...

Wow, those American Chopper guys must have performed some major Ed Roth-style custom work on Palin's chassis. She's like Rat Fink, but with cat's eyes.

Righteous Bubba said...

I'm not actually sure what's supposed to be what in her eyes. Are any of those black areas pupils?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Just wait until the Hell's Angels community discovers the latest fashion in motorcycling footwear.
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Another Kiwi said...

"This is the American Chopper shoot?"
After the crash, one assumes, from the body posture.
Muir is a sick puppy

Caliph Garrett said...

She's as beautiful as a foot, she heard somebody say, the other day.

herr doktor bimler said...

"Mistress of the Salmon Salt" will be the theme of next week's strip.

Rusty Shackleford said...

As good as his draftsmanship is, his writing is even better.

herr doktor bimler said...

My current theory is that Muir taught himself to draw by watching the anatomically-uninhibited characters of Yuzna's "Society".
It is a theory and it is current and it is mine.

That's very kind of you, Capcha-word. Havalid yourself.

Another Kiwi said...

What with the inspirational messages on the wall, the weird body shape and the mention of a centre-fold, we are in J.G.Ballard territory ,here.

Mendacious D said...

It's almost like Botticelli's "Birth of Venus," mismatched arms and all.

herr doktor bimler said...

Vermicelli's "Birth of Botox".

Another Kiwi said...

Berlusconi's "Birth of a need for a wetsuit"

Another Kiwi said...

The comments at BH are fascinating. Palin's appeal appears to be that she drives Lubruls crazy and we just don't unnerstand her. When in fact we do unnerstand her and that's why we think they're crazy. People want big copies of the wretched picture.
Jesus Christ on a skateboard theys weird.

fish said...

I, for one am slightly turned on by this David Lynchian version of Palin. Perhaps if she were crushing fetuses beneath her feet as she tap danced it would be even better.

Rusty Shackleford said...

"Perhaps"?

Righteous Bubba said...

I've given some thought to straightening her out and animating her but it seems so South Parky already.

herr doktor bimler said...

He loves her from her head to her head-sized foot:

If this is intended as part of revised lyrics for "Short People", then you, sir, are no Randy Newman.

Susan of Texas said...

Who would have thought you could have a concave stomach after having a bunch of kids?

Righteous Bubba said...

The free market produces miracles.