Sunday, July 22, 2012

Low-Quality Movie Day

The depravity of George Lucas has been mentioned here before, but, uh, Howard the Duck?

On the positive side the film has a value to science as it is, to my knowledge, the first representation on film of the preliminaries to anatidalian masturbation. A little wine and a bubble bath sets the mood. Opening scenes, kids!

Hmmm, what should go in the alt and title tags?  ANNE GEDDES PHOTOGRAPHY?

6 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

The scene is curiously un-erotic.

Substance McGravitas said...

As is duck sex.

M. Bouffant said...

Feeling very queasy now.

wiley said...

Did NOT need to see that.

Substance McGravitas said...

George Lucas says you DID.

vacuumslayer said...

Waiter, this is not the duck breast I ordered.

I am profoundly disturbed.