Friday, July 20, 2012

Back to the Golden Age

K-Lo starts off a post celebrating yet another goddamned lawsuit with this:
"What Martin Luther tore asunder, the Department of Health and Human Services has brought together," Philip Ryken, the president of Wheaton College, quotes one lawmaker as saying to him this week on Capitol Hill.
That's what getting Protestant and Catholic together is about: lawsuits. Perhaps a reunited Christendom can once again have a gay pope.

The Pope's head exploding.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

No "Too Soon" tag?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Filed under Back Atcha.

Substance McGravitas said...

I saw that and my jaw did not drop.

wiley said...

Jesus fucking Christ! This is not hard! The Catholic Church is not entitled to use the law to impose it's beliefs on even it's own subjects any more than evangelicals have a right to take their rattle snakes into schools and hospitals or beat their two year-old to death for not saying "amen" at the breakfast table.

Smut Clyde said...

a right to take their rattle snakes into schools and hospitals

If the SPCA can take dogs into the pediatric & geriatric wards for petting therapy or whatever it's called, I see nothing wrong with taking in snakes for those with less warm-blooded affections.

tigris said...

"Meet my boa constrictor, Mr Huggins..."

Smut Clyde said...

Burt, here, would like to meet another nice big asparagus.