Crouching ad, hidden subtext.~
In addition to the headline claim, that they make your breath smell like, ahem, "Beaver", there is the secondary claim that they make your breath smell like scotch.This would seem somewhat less than utilitarian in the overarching breath-mint business model, as one's breath often smells like scotch after one consumes, well, SCOTCH and the breath mints tend to server as a solution to that problem...
Somehow I was sure mikey was gonna explain how Scotch breath becomes beaver breath.
These are clearly breath mints FOR beavers. A beaver with minty fresh breath is a--- beaver with minty fresh breath. Minty fresh breath is nice.
OK, enough w/ your nat'l. mammal, which was obviously chosen solely for humourous purposes. Hrrmpff.
Perhaps we can interest mikey in the new product from Riddled Enterprises, Mint-flavoured Scotch.
Mikey, do not try Riddled products. I was nearly killed by the explosion when I tried to make a mint julip with their previous product, scotch-flavored mint.
wow, mint and/or scotch has never been my first thought for when i have that not so fresh feeling...
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