The House of Substance: Hey Kids!

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Available at the zoo and perhaps elsewhere:

mikey said...: In addition to the headline claim, that they make your breath smell like, ahem, "Beaver", there is the secondary claim that they make your breath smell like scotch.

This would seem somewhat less than utilitarian in the overarching breath-mint business model, as one's breath often smells like scotch after one consumes, well, SCOTCH and the breath mints tend to server as a solution to that problem...; July 7, 2012 at 8:53 AM
El Manquecito said...: Somehow I was sure mikey was gonna explain how Scotch breath becomes beaver breath.; July 7, 2012 at 9:23 AM
wiley said...: These are clearly breath mints FOR beavers. A beaver with minty fresh breath is a---

beaver with minty fresh breath. Minty fresh breath is nice.; July 7, 2012 at 1:04 PM
M. Bouffant said...: OK, enough w/ your nat'l. mammal, which was obviously chosen solely for humourous purposes. Hrrmpff.; July 7, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Smut Clyde said...: Perhaps we can interest mikey in the new product from Riddled Enterprises, Mint-flavoured Scotch.; July 8, 2012 at 2:30 AM
fish said...: Mikey, do not try Riddled products. I was nearly killed by the explosion when I tried to make a mint julip with their previous product, scotch-flavored mint.; July 9, 2012 at 8:50 AM
bbfk said...: wow, mint and/or scotch has never been my first thought for when i have that not so fresh feeling...; July 10, 2012 at 8:35 PM