The House of Substance: Hold That Tiger!

Friday, September 30, 2011

Object, object, wilt thou pass
Through the folds of Mankind’s ass?
What exercise of yawning anus
Could get you in and yet not pain Us?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...: Is anyone else surprised at the goatse restraint Mr. McGravitas (IF that is his real name!) has shown here (so far)?
~; September 30, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Hamish Mack said...: I had ass-umed it was a guest blogger.; September 30, 2011 at 8:39 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: Too right I held back.

Where is that killer instinct?; September 30, 2011 at 9:02 PM
Big Bad Bald Bastard said...: It takes a silly, silly boob
To skimp on the required lube.; October 1, 2011 at 9:41 PM