Sunday, September 25, 2011

Parental Love

Smart!
If you think your son's sexuality can be determined through any means other than actually having a meaningful, face-to-face conversation, then you need to waste your money on the "Is My Son Gay" French Android App.
Boy, that sounds like the most helpfullest thing one could ever use.

16 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

I'll bet he's not even happy!

Substance McGravitas said...

I WON'T mow the lawn.

fish said...

If he is speaking French he is obviously gay. Duh.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Do Androids dream of electric homosexuality cures?
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vacuumslayer said...

This is dumb. Everyone knows you use the Magic 8 Ball to find out if your son is gay.

Substance McGravitas said...

OMG IT IS CERTAIN. Now I have to find this son of mine and disown him.

mikey said...

Wait, what?

The Sun is gay?

Crap. I woulda thought it was Uranus that was a little light in the atmosphere.

I mean, that just HAS to be a pseudonym, right?

vacuumslayer said...

Now I have to find this son of mine and disown him.


Wait. Were you on one of your "America Trips" 13 months ago?!!!

Mendacious D said...

Magic 8-ball says:

"Concentrate and ask again."

Smut Clyde said...

Now I have to find this son of mine and disown him.

Perhaps you have disowned him already and that's why you can't remember him.
If you find him, you might remember all the times you have gone through the disowning cycle already, and that would be sad.

tigris said...

But it might lead to enlightenment, and the discovery that he has always been in nerdvana.

tigris said...

Uh-oh, "outlook not good." Sorry, Subs, samsara it is.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

If you think your son's sexuality can be determined through any means other than actually having a meaningful, face-to-face conversation

or, of course, walking in to find him sucking another man's cock!

Substance McGravitas said...

Or, you know, yours. Hey, how'd that happen?

vacuumslayer said...

That is equal parts disgusting and hilarious.

Smut Clyde said...

WHO TURNED THE LIGHT ON??
Anonymity FAIL.