If you think your son's sexuality can be determined through any means other than actually having a meaningful, face-to-face conversation, then you need to waste your money on the "Is My Son Gay" French Android App.Boy, that sounds like the most helpfullest thing one could ever use.
Sunday, September 25, 2011
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I'll bet he's not even happy!
I WON'T mow the lawn.
If he is speaking French he is obviously gay. Duh.
Do Androids dream of electric homosexuality cures?
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This is dumb. Everyone knows you use the Magic 8 Ball to find out if your son is gay.
OMG IT IS CERTAIN. Now I have to find this son of mine and disown him.
Wait, what?
The Sun is gay?
Crap. I woulda thought it was Uranus that was a little light in the atmosphere.
I mean, that just HAS to be a pseudonym, right?
Now I have to find this son of mine and disown him.
Wait. Were you on one of your "America Trips" 13 months ago?!!!
Magic 8-ball says:
"Concentrate and ask again."
Now I have to find this son of mine and disown him.
Perhaps you have disowned him already and that's why you can't remember him.
If you find him, you might remember all the times you have gone through the disowning cycle already, and that would be sad.
But it might lead to enlightenment, and the discovery that he has always been in nerdvana.
Uh-oh, "outlook not good." Sorry, Subs, samsara it is.
If you think your son's sexuality can be determined through any means other than actually having a meaningful, face-to-face conversation
or, of course, walking in to find him sucking another man's cock!
Or, you know, yours. Hey, how'd that happen?
That is equal parts disgusting and hilarious.
WHO TURNED THE LIGHT ON??
Anonymity FAIL.
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