Thursday, September 15, 2011

What Could That Mean?

Chris Christie:
“I’m not going to have urban mothers and fathers lied to about the quality of the education their child is receiving,” the governor said, “I’m tired of giving out fake diplomas to people who can’t qualify to sit in a college classroom.”

10 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

He must be referring to hipsters. I can't think of anything else.

mikey said...

Clearly he has no problem with lying to RURAL mothers and fathers. You kinda have to wonder if he's prejudiced against hillbillies or something, y'know?

Brando said...

Maybe he mistakenly left out "outfitters".

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Jabba the Govnuh then left the ceremony via his personal sky crane.
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vacuumslayer said...

LOL.


The w/v is "durgat." You may not know this, but you can hunt wild durgats in rural New Jersey. You are NOT allowed to hunt wild Sookies, though. Alas.

vacuumslayer said...

That LOL was for Brando and Brando ONLY! And thudner had to come and RUIN IT.

vacuumslayer said...

Maybe we start putting thudner in the freezer. Hmmmm? Ever think of that?

vacuumslayer said...

w/v has gone international. First it was "kchan" now it's quessama. Quessema mucho.

Smut Clyde said...

I’m tired of giving out fake diplomas

Does he want someone else to take over that part of his job? AFAF.

M. Bouffant said...

Because the only point of a high school diploma is to ensure its recipient can sit in a college classroom.