Thursday, September 15, 2011

All Fear the Absorption Cart



Sorry for the libel. PDF at this link if anyone gives a shit.

14 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

M.I.A., meet M.O.O.
~

vacuumslayer said...

Apparently there are sexy nurses to meet the needs of any person who likes sexy nurses. This one appeals to people who look for really impressive biceps in a sexy nurse.

Sexy nurse.

Smut Clyde said...

Is Immigrant Absorption anything like Active Assimilation?

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

I love clicking on .pdfs. Especially .pdfs about sexy big-bicepped nurses.
"To be eligible, you must register with your
personal absorption counselor, and report to the counselor
according to your employment plan.
"

Personal absorption counselor. For sexy immigrant nurses. How does one get that job?

Another Kiwi said...

Given the position of the trailing leg shown in the sexy nurse diagram, I think that sexy one legged nurse might be a better description.

Smut Clyde said...

They are pandering to the amputee-fetishist lobby.
Or imputing to the panda-fetishist lobby.

Substance McGravitas said...

This one appeals to people who look for really impressive biceps in a sexy nurse.

She could drop a shoulder and just flatten Tom Brady.

fish said...

THE NURSE IS A TRAP!!!!

Brando said...

Still not as fearful as the AbsorbShun cart.

M. Bouffant said...

Not all nurses are "sexy."

vacuumslayer said...

She could drop a shoulder and just flatten Tom Brady.

This is a hockey reference, no?

Substance McGravitas said...

Fish bait, really...

vacuumslayer said...

Oh, these people and their SPORTS.

Substance McGravitas said...

Deleted sexy nurse spam.

I blame Vacuumslayer.