Monday, November 19, 2012

The Steady Guidance of Newt Gingrich

Item!
Former house speaker Newt Gingrich ascribes Mitt Romney’s loss to a GOP campaign strategy focused on swing states at the expense of the country at large, a misguided approach to the mainstream media, and the candidate’s “47 percent view of America.”
Give 'em hell Newt!
Gingrich is critical of Governor Romney’s failure to engage with the media personalities who shape and influence popular culture. He noted disapprovingly that Romney turned down invitations to appear on The Colbert Report, The View and Nickelodeon’s Kids Pick the President, while President Obama was a guest on all three.
What an idiot Romney was!
Gingrich is also critical of Romney for his now infamous remark about the “47 percent.” “If you have a 47 percent view of America, you couldn’t be president,” he said. “You shouldn’t be president.”
Quite right Newt! Don't sugar-coat it! We can take it!
The problems facing the GOP are far bigger than Mitt Romney, though. “This is a Republican institutional problem,” Gingrich said, and he is dedicated to solving it. Gingrich says he is determined not to let the GOP’s systematic failure repeat itself.
That's a fine and noble commitment to America from a sharp mind, a keen study of history, a shrewd observer of the political landscape, the one who saw it coming, a—
And Gingrich, at 69, said he is willing to learn. He declared of his own predictions for the year’s election, “I was dead wrong.” Indeed, Gingrich predicted we’d see Romney elected with over 300 electoral votes and that Republicans would take the Senate.
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Perhaps I have oversold Mr. Gingrich.

Silly me, I left this bit out from up there somewhere:
He’s now hiring a full-time staff to sift through the wreckage – the failed strategies, the inaccurate polls, the reams of data—and find the most important lessons this election has to teach us.
MONEY WELL-SPENT I AM SURE.

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16 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Those Newtiegators deserve beheading by Bunjas.
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fish said...

oooh, you can cluster the newtigators.

mikey said...

In the future we expect to be able to run huge clusters of virtual newtigators in the cloud...

Substance McGravitas said...

Those Newtiegators deserve beheading by Bunjas.

Correct.

mikey said...

The rich dark loam of creative brilliance found at the nexus of Substance McRiddled is a hothouse of breakthrough...um, stuff.

And frankly, it frightens me...

Smut Clyde said...

What is best in life, Bunan?

Substance McGravitas said...

Surely it's Coney the Bunnarian...

Smut Clyde said...

Better:
Coniculus, what is best in life?

mikey said...

I often wish that your favicon granny was also jumping up and down.

Can somebody get the W3C on the line?

Substance McGravitas said...

I've seen other ones animated, haven't I? Might be a blogger thing.

Substance McGravitas said...

Coniculus, what is best in life?

Realizing this means war.

fish said...

Realizing this means war.

A hare raising possibility.

Smut Clyde said...

this means war
General Woundwort I presume?

M. Bouffant said...

I've seen other ones animated, haven't I?
I've never seen an animated one, & I'd guess I waste a lot more time on the Internet than you do, w/ your job, life & stuff.

They're so tiny it seems pointless beyond an on-off sort of thing. Most of the time, if you didn't know what it was you couldn't tell.

Substance McGravitas said...

Hmmm. Dunno if they do more than scroll. Research is required.

Substance McGravitas said...

We'll see if that works.