Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Christ That Is Hideous

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It turns out you can't just cobble together a filler post by stacking one shitty animation on top of another.

Or, to put it another way, you can.

Dear god you can nest marquee tags. The outer tag doesn't seem to want too many inside though, so I just pasted once more to make the background divs show.

Weird. And still awful.

What can these nested marquees be used for next?


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13 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

In the Bouffant reader it's yellow, blue & red(?) stripes separated by white stripes, & nothing is moving. Hideous in its own way.

Substance McGravitas said...

Google discriminates against crappy gifs and shitty marquee tags. It's awful I tell ya.

M. Bouffant said...

I'd dig that as the squirmy background to my little corner of the web. Unless there's a better one guaranteed to cause fits & convulsions.

Substance McGravitas said...

I can have the entire background of the page blink red and white really fast if that's what's required...

Smut Clyde said...

Am I gonna have to break into the office Epilim supplies before visiting the HofS?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Am I gonna have to break into the office Epilim supplies before visiting the HofS?

You mean you weren't?

If your office has drugs, you are falling down on the job (heh) if you don't raid them.

mikey said...

Check behind the medicine cabinet. I think the blue ones are ecstasy, though - can't remember what the yellow ones are...

tigris said...

Agony?

Another Kiwi said...

The moving square one is the best representation of a hangover that I have ever seen.

Smut Clyde said...

Not just any hangover, either, but the dreaded Tequila Sunrise.

wiley said...

It's better than watching Fox.

Calming Influence said...

Any top contender for World's Most Irritating Webpage would have to include a bunch of that shit.