Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Taking the Train to Go the Distance to the Farthest Corner We Must Not Be Pressed Into

Marielena Montesino de Stuart:
The last train to save America has not left the station yet. We must not allow America to fade into the distance — and I insist that as conservatives we must not be pressed into the farthest corner. We have the power to benefit society, as we ought — by teaching that the basis for all public policies should not rest on ambiguous catch phrases or socialist ideology, but rather on the Commandments of God and on the Natural Law — which binds all men, for all times and in all circumstances.

I have boarded the last train to save America. Have you?
Marielena Montesino de Stuart lost in the primary for the 2012 Florida US senate race with 7.3% of the votes, which might say something good or might say something bad. That's almost 82000 votes to battle Agenda 21.

19 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Got nuthin' but linking to "Last Train To Clarksville," so I won't even bother w/ an actual link.

No, wait.

Another Kiwi said...

Natural law is code for hating black and/or poor folks innit?
Throw yourself under the train Marielena

Smut Clyde said...

"Boarding the Last Train to Save America" is no "Leaving on a Jet Plane".

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

ambiguous catch phrases

For instance, "Catch and release, unless the fish looks really tasty."
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

"Boarding the last train to save America" doesn't have the same ring as "Last call for alcohol, last call for free speech."

We must not allow America to fade into the distance — and I insist that as conservatives we must not be pressed into the farthest corner.

They need to be pressed into a corner of a round room.

We have the power to benefit society, as we ought

Uh, lady, ignoring global warming and working to prevent women from getting contraceptive care don't benefit society.

mikey said...

Wait, c'mon, lets think this through.

Just exactly WHERE it that farthest corner. If it's on earth, maybe it's on a beach in Kiribati with a big glass of rum and one of those round breasted girls?

If it's not on earth, well, I suppose we should check the atmosphere before we are pressed into it, but if it's breathable maybe it would be worth going anyway...

Oscar Palmstrøm said...

Just exactly WHERE is that farthest corner

Let us peruse Prof. Orlando Ferguson's excellent map

Oscar Palmstrøm said...

Messed up the link

Here it is

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

If only those staunch Floridian conservatives had given 110%, then Marielena would have received 8% of the vote.

El Manquécito said...

Marielena seems to have tied herself to the metaphorical tracks.

Another Kiwi said...

Cool map Oscar. Note little ole NZ in the trough, this must be why it rains alla time.

Substance McGravitas said...

The trough is a cool idea to get all that sun there, but gravity becomes more capricious.

AS IT SHOULD BE.

Smut Clyde said...

NOBODY presses conservatism into the farthest corner!!

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

If all men are bound for all times in all circumstances, doesn't that mean all the Agenda 21 Socialism is actually God's Will? Or are God's bonds tied loosely, and only restrain you enough for roleplay, but never so much that you can't get free in the unfortunate circumstance of fire or police raid.

Smut Clyde said...

Damnit. I forgot the safeword again.

Substance McGravitas said...

Don't choose "ouch" or things get boring real quick.

tigris said...

Until you get to know each other better I think you have to refer to it as "God's William."

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Trains are socialist, babe.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

When you board the last train to save America, you miss the last train to save your sanity.