Saturday, November 17, 2012

Freak Studies 101

I don't get it:
Pennsylvania State University has reportedly rejected a donation from former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum, who tells National Review Online that he tried to donate his papers to the university, but the powers-that-be in Happy Valley turned them down.
Why wouldn't you want those turds around as evidence of the depravity of early 21st century politics?

10 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Who wants all that santorum stinking up the stacks?

Substance McGravitas said...

It's a UNIVERSITY. They have special scientamific containers for that stuff.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Hippie Valley
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mikey said...

I'm pretty sure he's no as confused by this outcome as he claims to be...

M. Bouffant said...

It would still legitimize/honor him. There'd have to be a Rick Santorum wing, room, repository or something.

Plus there's been enough child perving around Happy Valley that they don't need another Cat-lick/literal fetus-fondler who might be implicated in something awful & weird at any moment. And gawd knows what sort of people would come on campus to research in the stacks of Santorum.

Smut Clyde said...

Shirley the university heating system can use more fuel.

El Manquécito said...

I think it was the sweater vests (what's the British english for that? jumper weskits?). Even in Happy Valley that's a deal breaker.

Another Kiwi said...

Those of us who interested in rabbits chasing Althouse animatedly should check out "Riddled"

Smut Clyde said...

-- and isn't that *everyone*?

Substance McGravitas said...

It is! Everyone!