And if that didn't make you all misty-eyed...Penis Measuring
Date: 2010-03-02, 6:01PM PST
A friend of mine and I have been having a long-standing argument about whose penis is larger. We've tried having our girlfriends confirm to the other the exact size, but neither one of us buy it. I don't want to see his penis and he doesn't want to see mine. I don't want my girlfriend looking at his penis and he doesn't was his looking at mine.
So... We just need a girl to look at both of our penises (individually) and then to both of our faces say which one is bigger. We can't pay much. $50.
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Originally Posted: Tue, 23 Feb 17:49 MSTTotally AWESOME Kimball Organ
Date: 2010-02-23, 5:49PM MST
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19 comments:
Erm, the penis-measuring guys are pretty cheap. Among other things...
Gives you a little room to bribe the girl into lying for you.
Yes, that must be the angle.
*anxiously awaits penis-angle joke*
Angling, vs? Dry-fly or wet-fly?
...they could probably get a brain size comparison thrown in free
I think they should just give in and Beat It like real JO-Bros.
That *may* be the best thing I have ever seen/read.
You HAVE to do more Best of Craigslist.
I was going through the feed last night on the bus and cackling and snorting. A seat to myself AGAIN!
The big question in a penis-measuring contest is always: length or volume?
Brando, sounds like you've given this some thought...
I was going through the feed last night on the bus and cackling and snorting. A seat to myself AGAIN!
Ha! That'll do it.
You can say it's big for a very long time or you can say it's big at high volume. Some combine both tactics.
length or volume?
Trebuchet distance.
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I think they should just give in and Beat It like real JO-Bros.
Holy crap! My question is, does he mean sword-fighting figuratively or literally. One just cannot tell.
Trebuchet distance.
Sadly I am all out of man-gonel jokes.
But we don't DO "stupid and silly" here!
We just need a girl to look at both of our penises (individually) and then to both of our faces say which one is bigger.
I'm sure you could wear a wig and get away with it. Remember to shave.
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Trebuchet distance.
Especially effective against sugar walls.
Jennifer said...
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Jennifer should blog about that, despite the lack of reference to freezers.
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