Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Vancouver Represent

I am really really enjoying the Best of Craigslist feed.

Penis Measuring


Date: 2010-03-02, 6:01PM PST


A friend of mine and I have been having a long-standing argument about whose penis is larger. We've tried having our girlfriends confirm to the other the exact size, but neither one of us buy it. I don't want to see his penis and he doesn't want to see mine. I don't want my girlfriend looking at his penis and he doesn't was his looking at mine.

So... We just need a girl to look at both of our penises (individually) and then to both of our faces say which one is bigger. We can't pay much. $50.
  • Location: Vancouver
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  • Compensation: $50
And if that didn't make you all misty-eyed...
Originally Posted: Tue, 23 Feb 17:49 MST

Totally AWESOME Kimball Organ


Date: 2010-02-23, 5:49PM MST


Dude, this thing is sick. You need this organ.
Find out why this does not turn on and then you will be ready to rock out, or play some hymns at your local church!
Make an offer, any offer! Any trades considered!
Would love to trade for a cute puppy like this:


Check out this video of what you could be doing in just a few short weeks of practice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE8Mv5ww4BM&feature=related

Here is a picture of the glorious beast.


There is a good chance that it stopped working because we brought it out in the snow to play while we snowboarded in our front yard..

Come get it before this weekend and I'll throw in a free high five! Yeah dude!


  • Location: Lakewood
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22 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

Erm, the penis-measuring guys are pretty cheap. Among other things...

Substance McGravitas said...

Gives you a little room to bribe the girl into lying for you.

vacuumslayer said...

Yes, that must be the angle.


*anxiously awaits penis-angle joke*

Smut Clyde said...

Angling, vs? Dry-fly or wet-fly?

ckc (not kc) said...

...they could probably get a brain size comparison thrown in free

Substance McGravitas said...

I think they should just give in and Beat It like real JO-Bros.

vacuumslayer said...

That *may* be the best thing I have ever seen/read.

You HAVE to do more Best of Craigslist.

Substance McGravitas said...

I was going through the feed last night on the bus and cackling and snorting. A seat to myself AGAIN!

Brando said...

The big question in a penis-measuring contest is always: length or volume?

vacuumslayer said...

Brando, sounds like you've given this some thought...

I was going through the feed last night on the bus and cackling and snorting. A seat to myself AGAIN!

Ha! That'll do it.

Substance McGravitas said...

You can say it's big for a very long time or you can say it's big at high volume. Some combine both tactics.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

length or volume?

Trebuchet distance.
~

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I think they should just give in and Beat It like real JO-Bros.

Holy crap! My question is, does he mean sword-fighting figuratively or literally. One just cannot tell.

vacuumslayer said...

Dude, he's totally NOT GAY.

Smut Clyde said...

Trebuchet distance.
Sadly I am all out of man-gonel jokes.

mikey said...

Nope. Stupid and silly.

If you really need to know who's got the righteous junk, you both take it out and compare and contrast.

This whole "I don't wanna see his dick" horseshit is annoying and obvious. You certainly DO want to see his dick, you have an unhealthy obsession with his dick. Fer fucks sake, if both of you would just get naked in a room alone all this would be solved for all time, in a climactic fashion.

Nobody should enable their bizarre obsessions but them. That's what I'm thinking...

Substance McGravitas said...

But we don't DO "stupid and silly" here!

Smut Clyde said...

We just need a girl to look at both of our penises (individually) and then to both of our faces say which one is bigger.

I'm sure you could wear a wig and get away with it. Remember to shave.

Jennifer said...

related

Brando said...

Trebuchet distance.

Especially effective against sugar walls.

Smut Clyde said...

Jennifer said...
related


Jennifer should blog about that, despite the lack of reference to freezers.

vacuumslayer said...

I broke down and googled "JO."

Wow. So many straight guys wanna totally macho straight jerk off with other guys in a totally hetero macho straight way.

I'm baffled. It makes me wanna do this whole entry in the voice of Jeff Foxworthy.

If you wanna masturbate in front of another guy...YOU MIGHT BE A HOMO.

that's comedy gold.