Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Help a Brother Gentleman Out

Participation!



I LOVE TO HELP.

Drink blue pus?
Clink brew thus?
Dink-chew Gus?
Stink poo plus?
Think you suss?
Nonetheless, I love that UndocuBus rhymes with incubus, given what illegal immigration is doing to our country.
Oh fuck off.



TIGRIS AWESOMENESS UPDATE:

"UndocuBus?
An incubus!"

"He raises such a stink," you fuss
"It forces one to think, 'Jealous!
If instead a succubus
were riding his l'il dinky-bus
He would be in the pink, I trust!'"
You recognize a fink and plus
You give the jerk a link, I cuss!

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I believe we now require the verse tag.

15 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Can it be a haiku?

Substance McGravitas said...

I do not know.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The succubus
Drove the bus
Over the incubus

The End
~

M. Krebs said...

Reince Priebus?

Riebus Keniebus?

J— said...

Ah ha, hush that fuss
Everybody move to the back of the bus

Mentioner said...

Unsure if it'll post over there, but here was my entry:

Dropping, falling...
...diving towards...
Two lovers lost.
Plummeting
...birds?

(stolen, of course, from Mr. Zero.)

Another Kiwi said...

From the Corner commentariat: flaunting the law is the perfect symbol of ou (sic) weak, feminized, homosexualized society.

Goddam pansies, go and beat up some immigrants!

Substance McGravitas said...

That one was something to see. "We lack the will." Would there have been a lack of will in the Stone Age? NO.

M. Bouffant said...

They indeed had real STONES in the Stone Age.

Smut Clyde said...

Such solecisms as "flaunting the law" are the perfect symbol of illiteracy.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Flaunting the law!

Flaunting the law!
~

vacuumslayer said...

I love your trolling.

tigris said...

I love that UndocuBus rhymes with incubus, given what illegal immigration is doing to our country.

Illegal immigration is sexing up the ladeez whilst we sleep? AWESOME.

"UndocuBus?
An incubus!"
"He raises such a stink," you fuss
"It forces one to think, 'Jealous!
If instead a succubus
were riding his l'il dinky-bus
He would be in the pink, I trust!'"
You recognize a fink and plus
You give the jerk a link, I cuss!

Substance McGravitas said...

That is excellent.

fish said...

That was ridonculous.