I LOVE TO HELP.
Drink blue pus?
Clink brew thus?
Stink poo plus?
Think you suss?
Nonetheless, I love that UndocuBus rhymes with incubus, given what illegal immigration is doing to our country.Oh fuck off.
TIGRIS AWESOMENESS UPDATE:
"He raises such a stink," you fuss
"It forces one to think, 'Jealous!
If instead a succubus
were riding his l'il dinky-bus
He would be in the pink, I trust!'"
You recognize a fink and plus
You give the jerk a link, I cuss!
I believe we now require the verse tag.